Is it normal to loudly pass gas in front of your wife?

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We, in the kinklu family, eat a lot of foods that are especially good for you. Little meat (fat), Lots of veggies from the cabbage family, beans (cheap protein),and the like. I have made a new scientific discovery: 1/f = healthfulness where f is the degree of cholesterol, etc. and 1/c = affordability or low cost. This is why we eat no Big Macs, Big Boys, or any of the other big fatso-burgers.

You may think all is sweetness and light in the kinklu household. But such is not necessarily the case. It turns out that foods that are good for you, especially cheap ones, cause flatulence.

The problem: I have fallen into the habit of breaking wind, blasting off, farting loudly in front of my wife. It's difficult to control anyway but, due to my diet, I have learned that I have a natural talent for it and find I can wake the dead on a good evening. I play keyboard/piano with my fingers and it almost seems like my musical talent extends to that of blowing a trombone. But it's on the wrong end of my body. Oh, well! Talent is talent wherever it originates.

Is it normal to fart in front of your wife?

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    11 years ago

    does she complain about it? or does she join in with a duet?

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    • kinklu
      11 years ago

      Once in a while she complains that I have no couth. But once in a while she does it herself. She's on largely the same diet so she's real champ. But if she knew I was telling the whole world she'd probably kill me.

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
        11 years ago

        well don't forget tho.... we don't know who you are so ... it's not as if we'll be able to point at her in public and say "your hubby farts a lot!!!"

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    • stupidassholeguy
      11 years ago

      If they do, I hope they make it into a youtube video!

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
        11 years ago

        oh my. that would be ... interesting.

        although it would negate my last comment here, about how anonymous they are

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  • GuessWho
    11 years ago

    Quite a long roundabout way to get to the point, but quite entertaining.

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  • Darkoil
    11 years ago

    The food that is causing the flatulance is a carbohydrate group called oligosaccharides and they are not good for you in high quantities.

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  • kelili
    11 years ago

    My boyfriend farts in front of me all the time and we joke about farting. I do the same and it is so fun. I'm proud when I release a big loud fart but most often he wins.

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  • ccjigsaw
    11 years ago

    I think it would be abnormal if you DIDN'T fart in front of your wife. One of the many comforts of married life

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  • IrishPotato
    11 years ago

    Atleast you feel comfortable around her.

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  • bumblecreek
    11 years ago

    My wife farts, queefs, and burps loudly in front of me, and in bed with me, all the time. That just goes to show, it isn't a weird thing with family, but more so with strangers.

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  • ForMyPeaceOfMind
    11 years ago

    Of course it's normal to pass gas in front of your wife...no matter what your diet is! Besides, she is your wife...you two should be used to one another's sounds and smells! As long as she can stand it, you're good! However, you'll have to honestly ask her how she feels about you blowing that instrument throughout the house!!!!!!

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  • stupidassholeguy
    11 years ago

    I laughed so hardly I couldn't breath reading this. What does your wife say?

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    • kinklu
      11 years ago

      My wife doesn't harangue me about it so much now. In fact she occasionally can't resist trying her hand...or whatever... at it. She's getting good enough that I'm considering making a video for YouTube. But I doubt that she'd ever go for it unless we could get up a group. I can handle keyboard. We'd need drums and whatever.

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      • Pedorro
        11 years ago

        lol i would totally want to be a part of a fart group...and see who can rip the loudest and longest fart...or the most farts....and compile it into a video for youtube lol

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    I do and she does it back to me but hers are rally smelly but i still love her.

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  • howaminotmyself
    11 years ago

    I can only speak from experience and my husband farts in front of me all the time. He's not shy about it. He farts in front of just about anyone. And I don't think he can control the volumn.

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