Is it normal to like a girl to fart in front of you or on you?

I want a girl to fart around me or on me really bad, but i have yet to find one that would like to do it for me. I could not even get a girl to do it on the webcam I just want to here the sound and smell it a little, is that too much. I know I am probably weird for wanting this but I just want a girl to do it for me.