Is it normal to lick ceiling fans and get a sexual feeling?

OK one day i had to clean my ceiling fan, then up on top of it believe it or not i found a jolly rancher and ate it! and for some reason i started constantly having the sexual desire to lick the ceiling fan since my wife has been at work all the time! She almost caught me once but i said i was just dusting! what should i do?

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  • hannahj03

    Perhaps you're an objectum-sexual. That's weird though. Nothing normal about it.

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  • gako

    ^ikr?..

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  • :)not(:

    How does a jolly rancher even get up there?

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  • cathy22

    have you tried this with the fans running?

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