Is it normal to leave big nasty ass skid marks?

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So im sitting on the toilet curling a nice satisfy turd off and give my batty a good wipe until there is no longer any offensive articles on the paper but a few hours later i notice my butt cheeks are all sweaty n wet so i go to toilet to check and find big nasty dirty skid marks that looks like a joy rider has been doing hand break turns in a stolen car all over my boxers. . Whats wrong with me? Am i not wiping properly or do i jus have a baggy ass?

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  • wigsplitz
    12 years ago

    Put a tampon in your ass.

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  • Aleks85
    12 years ago

    This used to happen to me but i wouldnt get skid marks id just go wipe again when i noticed my butthole was getting moist again.

    The proper process is to dry wipe, swirl it around your ass hole.

    Wet wipe, swirl it around, continue this until you see zero traces of poo.

    Then dry wipe the same way one last time so your asshole isnt wet. it's the 1-2-1 method.

    Also, don't be afraid to shove the tp into your butthole a bit while doing it, otherwise you might miss some that will pinch out later while your sitting or doing whatever.

    You're welcome.

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  • Bumchum
    12 years ago

    Sounds like u got this shit boxed off alex. Good man. Oh n i aint afraid to insert foreign objects inside my rectum. Good stuff

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  • BigScaryRooster
    12 years ago

    Wipe with something moist every time you poop. Dry wiping never gets all of it off.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    nasty

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