Is it normal to kiss "nobody" during sex?

I was having sex with a guy, I was on top and upright. I look down and he's furiously making out with "nobody". Like, he was making the motions of heavy French kissing but yeah, there was nobody there.

I was totally turned off by this, I found it to be disgusting and creepy.

Is it normal for someone to do this?

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Based on 545 votes (62 yes)
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  • shuggy-chan

    hahahah god this is fucking hilarious

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    • I'm glad you guys find it so funny! I've been traumatized by it unfortunately!

      I figured it was not so normal because I've never seen any other guy do this but I didn't know it was THIS funny and weird!

      Maybe I can eventually learn to laugh at it now too.

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      • shuggy-chan

        like this might be your own personal horror story, but in my head i was like, this needs to be in a movie. Like im just as confused as you on why that guy was doing that HAHAH. i understnad that is a turn off 100% but honestly if that was in a funny movie then wouldnt you find that hilarious?

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        • YouKnowWho

          There is a Brazilian movie called 'A Mulher Invisível' (the invisible woman) that features a scene in which the guy is making out with his invisible girlfriend and it looks like he's making out with nobody.

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        • RoseIsabella

          Hell yeah! It would be awesome in a movie and get Ben Stiller for it.

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      • StudlyStanly

        That has got to be the funniest shit I've ever heard hahahaha oh god, thank you for that visual.
        He was prob thinking g about being with some porn star or something and didn't even know he was doing it. Lol this guy sounds like a real Casanova. Don't worry it has nothing to do with you, I promise. This guy is a total tool. I can assure you that, if you really like him, I'm sorry but you can do better anyway, anyone could. Haha

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      • catdogman

        So why didn't u start French kissing him u sound like the freak

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      • kingofcarrotflowers

        Trust me one day you will see the funny side of this :)

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    • iface

      hello are u a female

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      • shuggy-chan

        Yup and a huge slut too, just look at my profile

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    • The image is disturbing.

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  • Shroot

    Had to explain to my boss why i burst out laughing. Thanks.

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  • kupokupo

    Eww wtf!?

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  • FunkyHuskyCoolGirlYuki

    Please record it and put it on YouTube, it sounds hilarious.

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  • isitnormalgirl

    he is imagining a sexy ghost there ! O_O

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    • 1000yrVampireKing

      Oh my god its the IIN mascot!

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  • LostAndBroken

    It is pretty "unusual" it has to be said.
    Not to seem insensitive but it's also very hard not to laugh...

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  • disthing

    Maybe he was hoping you'd join in :P

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  • Avant-Garde

    I could've sworn that this was already posted before...

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    • It got rejected the first time I posted it.

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      • Avant-Garde

        I see.

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      • 1000yrVampireKing

        I LOLed! They might have thought it was a troll.

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  • ssd

    this makes me feel like the worst human being on the planet thanks world

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    LOL

    He was making the ''Insert cock here'' face.

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  • ProseAthlete

    It isn't normal, but it is absolutely hilarious! What did you do!?

    If you haven't already ended the relationship, record those facial gyrations and become a YouTube sensation.

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    • I tried my best to ignore it until after the sex was over but that was definitely the end of things. I couldn't even look at him anymore without reliving this vision of him Frenching the air.

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  • davesumba

    I do that sometimes when i'm masturbating without porn. Don't take it personally, but if I had to guess, there's either something wrong with this person, or he doesn't find you attractive and had to fantasize about someone else.

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    • davesumba

      or he is attracted to you, but wanted to imagine he was in a threesome, lol.

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  • gashlover

    sometimes what happens is people are so more used to masterbating that they get used to doing certain things and that carries over into when they have sex with somebody. I'd say don't worry about it, don't overanalyze.

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  • mazgan

    maybe he think the air is prettier then u. maybe u are that disgusting to him.

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  • SDDA

    I've had a guy blindfolded and every once in a while he would open his mouth when he thought I was leaning down to kiss him, and I thought it was funny and adorable. But kissing the air when he knows you're not there? That's weird, and I would be creeped out. Jump off of him and run out of the room wrapped in a towel.

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  • iintolovethissite

    Best fucking story I have read on this site in a long time awwh I feel for you I really do but drenching the airHahahahahahahahahwhahahahahahaha

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  • SerialSinner

    I think he was having some sort of a seizure.

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  • eatableyou

    Hahahhaha this made my day thanks :p !

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  • moomus

    I think I'd shit myself....

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  • kingsleycrowne

    haha thats so funny

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  • felixbelacan

    he kissing with ghost maybe...

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  • dinz

    I'm picturing his face after drinking sour milk.

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  • looks like someone underneath has been practicing on their own too long. I would probably go to the length of walking out the room....and when he realizes your not there and comes looking I'd probably say ...."did you enjoy yourself??? cos i sure didn't"

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  • Terence_the_viking

    Hehe Kissy face.

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