Is it normal to join the australian mafia?

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A user on here recently commented from the sailboat in his mom's basement that there is an "Australian Mafia" on this site and that another user, whose season unofficially starts with today's Labor Day holiday, is a member dispite not being Australian herself. Is it normal for people playing boats in the basement to be so crazy?

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Based on 25 votes (11 yes)
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  • Crusades_
    8 years ago

    He doesn't live in his mom's basement. He lives in his father's sex dungeon.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Obviously, but the sex dungeon is in the basement.

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    Someone needs to make a comedy about the Australian Mafia.

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    • Redcoats
      8 years ago

      They did, it's called Housos (:

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  • NeofelisNebulosa
    8 years ago

    I'm proud to be an initiate in the Aussie Mafia.

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    • PinkHairedFreak
      8 years ago

      All I can think about is the purple kangaroo mascot from Aussie shampoo saying, "Add some roo to your do, motherfucker," in an Australian accent.

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    • Redcoats
      8 years ago

      Welcome to the family. You get a complimentary pack of Winnie Blues, a pack of VB and a VC Commodore.

      We'll be putting you in Redfern. Go forth and make the mafia proud.

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      • CountessDouche
        8 years ago

        Omg. I should not understand this comment. I should not know where red fern is, or what Vic bitter is...

        Btw, hq's on frankston beach- watch out for the syringes!

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        • Redcoats
          8 years ago

          You've already been indoctrinated into the family. For your wedding present you'll get an EA falcon, a carton of crownies and be in charge of collecting dividends from servos in Balga.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    It takes a real pussy to sit in his living room and get his gf to back up his online attacks. A real fucking pussy.

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    • NeofelisNebulosa
      8 years ago

      The funny thing is, none of the Australians make these posts. Trolls are the ones who make these snide stories about you. The Aussies only ever disagree with you in the comments. So you must have pissed off one of the regular trolls here

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      • CountessDouche
        8 years ago

        CRIKEY. I want to "throw a shrimp on your barbie," you FUCKING AUSTRALIAN PRICK, you're about as sharp as a really sharp stick!

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        • NeofelisNebulosa
          8 years ago

          I'm dying XD HAHAHA

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        Interesting. I guess you and I read two different IINs.

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    • CountessDouche
      8 years ago

      Who are you talking about here?

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        He knows who he is.

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