Is it normal to hurt yourself on purpose?

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A couple of years ago, i fell off a tree and broke my ankle and got a huge tear in my side from a glass bottle. When i was in hospital, i met this nurse who came to see how i was doing. She is the hottest woman i have ever seen in my life, she has nice size breasts, an ass like a peach, the most amazing blue eyes, long curly black hair and the cutest face you could ever imagine. I would ask her to sort the duvet on the bed out for me just so i could look down her top and smell her sweet perfume. I was in hospital for about 6 weeks until my ankle healed and my side scarred over a bit. It was like the best 6 weeks of my life, getting to see that fine ass everyday and have her do things for me. When i got released to go home i could'nt stop thinking about her, i even had wet dreams about her, i'd wake up felling really cold and wet between my legs cause i'd cummed in my boxers in my sleep from dreaming about having sex with her. I could'nt take not seeing her anymore so i started jumping off things, getting friends to stamp on my arms and legs, riding my bike really fast into things, just with the aim of injuring myself so i can go back to hospital but nothing ever seems to work well enough, can't even break my arms! Whenever people are in hospital, even people i don't really talk to, i go to see them as an excuse just to see that sexy ass nurse again. Even just talking about her gives me wood. Is it normal?

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Based on 16 votes (7 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I'm pretty sure I've seen this in various cartoons and tv shows before.

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  • aussiewolf
    13 years ago

    if you want, you can stand in front of my car and i will run you over. i will hit you hard enough so you are in hospital for a few months but not hard enough to kill you. but you need to sign a release so you cant sue me. sound good?

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  • dancingqueen
    13 years ago

    obsessed much? if you are that into her, can you ask her out? you don't want to keep seeing her just at the hospital, she's going to think you're mental for getting hurt like that all the time. it's human nature to seek out strong or at least not overly-clumsy people so you don't want to seem unappealing. if you can't ask her out yet try just telling her that she was the best nurse the whole time you were there and made it not suck so bad to be stuck at the hospital so long. ask her if she wants to grab coffee or something on a break and work your way up to seeing her outside of her job. if she had a job just about anywhere else you would look like a stalker so don't creep her out. if she is totally not interested then you have to stay away from her and find someone else to divert your attn from her. don't be a creeper!

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