Is it normal to hump pillows?

How does your pillow feel? Do you force him/her into it, but it doesn't fight you because it wants to make you happy? I have a complicated relationship with my pillows. There's no sex, because they don't deserve it and I secretly have feelings for a big fluffy pillow. A big fluffy pillow that alas I'll never be able to have!
Oh, what cruel fate the gods have played on us, making our love a forbidden one!!!
(sob) (sob) (sob)

All I can say is,
is your pillow attractive enough?

If it isn't, you should get a better looking pillow from Red Pillow District, or perhaps you should change the type of pillow, you know. Variate a little.

I always start humping my bed when on the phone to my bf and he's teasing me :3 I like to fidget when I'm horny/ being teased :)