Is it normal to hear a troll's laughter everytime i poop?

Toilet: "U mad bro?"

Hahahaa!! Omg ''pulled mud into a toilet'' I have never heard that before! I'm going to start using that.

Anyhow...oh yeah its normal...you need to shit quieter...

ha, I've never heard it referred to in that way. but wouldn't "pushing mud" be more accurate?

You honestly might have a small case of Schitzophrenia.

Maybe your bum is a portal to where trolls live? That or you need to stop eating them.

what in the flying f*ck??? lay off the lsd dude.

this means that you secretly want to anally intrude a troll but u have an inner conflict about being gay and you aren't ready to come out of the closet, and this is how it's manifesting itself.

ask hellboy for his glasses and look around next time u drop the browns off at the pool

Really?

Oh brother.