Is it normal to have yourself tied to a tree?

This is a true case. A Minnisota man did just that, had himself tied to a tree, was blindfolded, exposed his genitals and awaited sex. Sadly, the police arrived and he got nothing. But aren't these desperate measures? And decidedly dangerous, could have had his privates damaged. Why do people do these strange things? - that's what I'd like to know.

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  • mclinking

    Possibly. But maybe he was looking for a man or a ram.

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  • prasatko

    Maybe he has read too much stuff about how sexually liberated women are in these days and that nowadays some women are really sexually more aggressive than men, that women might be sexual predators to the same degree as men etc...and he was hoping that one of these modern ladies would be walking in the forest at that time...

    The moral of the story: Never believe in what you read in articles focused on political correctness and debunking the myth of gender differences.

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  • mclinking

    He wanted to be put into a position where he WOULD be seen. As for the police, they are the guardians of public morals and probably found his genitals pretty offensive : maybe they smelled bad or were an eyesore sight. It would seem to me that you wanted this poor misguided soul dead. Where is your compassion? This is the Season of Goodwill to all men, even freaky men. Give him a break!

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  • suckonthis9

    1) The man was stupid for allowing himself to be placed into that position.
    2) His stupid friends should have chosen a tree where he was unlikely to be seen in the next few days.
    3) The stupid police should have left him there.

    In 2 or 3 days the man would have been dead. As long as his friends can keep their mouths shut, no criminal charges can be laid.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    In the Forrest? What if a bear would have eaten him? Hahaha great.

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    • mclinking

      Are you some sort of sadist?

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      • 1000yrVampireKing

        No that happened to a hippie. He tied himself to a tree they wanted to cut down. Along came a hungry bear that started to eat him. He started eating him alive. I do believe he started at the stomach. I am not sure where. I just know this was something that had happened before. This man was also fully clothed. So I can not imagine the danger if he was naked. Not something I made up. It was a case from 1000 ways to die. I love that show. You should check it out sometime. So Interesting stories and these people die in the worst ways. Most of them doing stupid things. So much for saving nature.

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  • mclinking

    There was more to this that meet the eye, i.e. it was a case of collusion with other male friends watching from behind curtains, something you'd expect from old ladies, according to the Huffington Post.
    I am not a Minnesotian, just read the story. Clearly, this must happened in Summer. I mean, no-one would want a penis bite from Mr Frost.

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  • dappled

    He had an actual person tie him to a tree and never thought to ask that person (presumably not a stranger) whether they could come to some kind of arrangement? Surely if you're willing to blindfold someone and tie them to a tree with their genitals exposed, you're open-minded enough to consider other options. Someone is missing a trick there.

    Also, and obviously, I don't know your country's climate as well as my own country and other European countries, but doesn't Minnesota get pretty chilly?

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