Is it normal to have the urge to strangle your long time crush?

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This girl is really pretty and really engaging to talk to. I worked out that I may have some deep feelings towards her, but i'm too lazy and too scared to make a move. Besides, I'm content with the way things are. Sometimes, during class, when I look at her, I get brief flashes in my head of wanting to wrap an arm around her neck from behind and strangling her.

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Based on 36 votes (6 yes)
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  • Wolverine99
    8 years ago

    break her neck and make her live in her own shit after you turn her into helen keller and flee the country.

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  • snarkygirl
    8 years ago

    Run, girl, run away and don't look back

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    • deepdankstickygoo
      8 years ago

      All pretty girls are fitted with a tracking chip and a unique registration number that can be tracked via online database.

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      • snarkygirl
        8 years ago

        Gulp

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  • Bragga
    8 years ago

    I voted no because I can't imagine doing itto my crush but I think it's a sexual fettish so as long as you don't permanently damage her and she enjoys it too then it's fine

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  • MR.SexyJesus
    8 years ago

    Have you tried luring her with chocolate?

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Sexual frustration in guys can lead to violent tendencies. Go get laid.

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    • snarkygirl
      8 years ago

      Do you think that explains...the whole priest thing?

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        I do not believe it explains the pedophilia. I believe most of them became priests so they would have access to children, not out of some devotion to the religion.

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        • snarkygirl
          8 years ago

          Urgh that's somehow worse :(

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  • deepdankstickygoo
    8 years ago

    This is completely normal.

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  • Myghoul2099
    8 years ago

    my twin gfs drool uncontrollably whenever they hear my zipper go down. use your imagination why :)

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    • GrayHulk99
      8 years ago

      bad boi

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