Is it normal to have skid marks at the end of every day

No matter how much I wipe or pay attention to what comes out when I fart I will always have skid marks

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28% Normal
Based on 186 votes (53 yes)
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Comments ( 27 )
  • imhungry

    Learn how to wipe your ass!! Use the whole roll of tissue and baby wipes if you have to then take a shower and wash your ass really good. Dont Be scared to wipe get in there realllll good buddy!

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    • Acton98

      LMMFAO exactly what i was thinking.

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  • Skoldvskmfdm

    I don't think wiping is an issue. I think it is the fact that this person can't tell when they have to fart or shit.

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    • hunnabunna

      lol you make me laugh

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  • ntn195

    Not normal wipe ur ass u dirty bastard

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  • fnj944

    Uhmmm... Just LEARN HOW TO WIPE UR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Smdh

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  • belial

    Wet wipes work well. It's almost equivalent to taking a shower to clean your ass.

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  • Delvok

    Pull a triple wipe!

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  • Stephanie_87

    Try using wet wipes.

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  • rayst

    Gross

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  • Hansberger

    What's wrong with you? Wipe your butt and act normal, is that so hard?

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  • TheChickenFlu

    dude you gotta get that toilet paper and shove it all the way up your ass lmao!

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  • wigsplitz

    I do the laundry in my house and my husband always has skid marks too. It's always been a joking matter when I was growing up and when I got married, I found it was a joking matter in my husbands family as well....and Larry the Cable Guy has a bit about it too so I think it's normal for guys.

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    • Acton98

      Not this guy.

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  • Funkywabit

    Shave the hair between his butt cheeks

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    • Acton98

      Tried that once.
      NEVER AGAIN!!!
      It was like I had poison ivy in my crack.

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  • Mztellitlikeitiz

    wipe more often then usual....hell....wipe anytime that u think abt wiping......use baby powder and lotion on and between your asscheeks after bathing....btw gross story...lol just
    kidding, good luck

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  • Lies

    I can die now

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  • aussiewolf

    not this is not normal! its gross and very unhygienic.

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  • Faceless

    AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  • Omg ur prolly a fat pimply red headed geek too!!

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  • Acton98

    Do what I do, at home I have a lot of wash clothes, after #2 I wipe with tp till I get as much as i can, then i wet and soap up a corner of the WC clean, wet the other corner get off soap, and dry with the rest, toss in dirty clothes basket.
    there should be no brown, or smell after the rinse.
    Its gross, but my butt is very hairy, and thats just the way it is.

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  • AVSF

    It's normal ONCE IN A WHILE, but not every day. If you have skid marks you can't be wiping 'to completion'. You need to check and re check the toilet paper after each wipe. If I'm in a public restroom, I'll spit into the TP when I'm almost finished wiping, to create a semi-hygienic wet wipe to get things more clean.
    Create a REALLY SIMPLE and game changing 'home made bidet': at home I use a glass bottle I bought at a home goods store (looks like an oil bottle, size of a wine bottle). At work I use a recyclable plastic water bottle until it needs to be replaced.
    Fill bottle with WARM water. After you shit, pour it down the crack of your ass with one hand, and 'clean' your hole with the other hand. Yeah it sounds gross but your fingers are already there.
    The water magically cascades down your crack as far as your balls and goes right into the toilet. Use toilet paper to dab the water off.

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    • Acton98

      Uh no, no I'm not gonna do that.

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  • Pooter1111

    Doesn't that feel uncomfortable and make your butt itch?

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  • ~S~

    hahaha +

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  • wigsplitz

    Oh, and L-oh-fucking-L, by the way.

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