Is it normal to have given a coworker a cum sandwich?

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Anyways, so theres this girl i really like at work... I am married, but I can't help my crush on this chick. I'm nice to her, but I don't think this was right. I was in the break room and made myself a sandwich. I thought Id make her a sandwich, and so i did. But i came all over the inside of it and covered it with avocado. I told her I made her a sandwich. she opened the fridge and started eating it, right in front of me!! she thanked me for it. then throughout the rest of the shift, she kept mentioning it was a "bomb ass sandwich. im bad for doing that

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  • Frosties
    12 years ago

    I'd class that as sexual assault, and you as a sex offender.

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    • Couman
      12 years ago

      True, but if I ever had to be the victim of a sex crime, getting assaulted with a tasty sandwich sounds like the way to do.

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      • Frosties
        12 years ago

        Well, yeah, but your predicate removes any chance of suffering a sex crime. It becomes a given. That's almost scarier.

        What would also be scary is writing the statement from the opposite point of view. For instance, "Oh yeah, I'm a sex criminal and all that, but I don't murder my victims. Nothing too serious, like".

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  • bigguy2010
    12 years ago

    That was as sick as it was stupid. You need some serious help.

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  • kingsleycrowne
    12 years ago

    She probably thought it was mayonnaise. But it was in fact the secret sauce. At least you can tell now that she swallows!

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  • RenkinDoor
    11 years ago

    I really want to do this. Actually I want to eat my own cum in front of a co worker.

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  • allforfun21
    11 years ago

    Giving a girl a cum sandwich will help you decide if she likes you or not, if she loves the sandwich then your great if she hates it no chance she will like you.

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    I detect a troll.

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  • ElDavidthemavid
    12 years ago

    That was a horrible and funny thing to do.

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  • ramenthief
    12 years ago

    YAY HERPES!!!11!
    did you know she can sue you if she finds out?

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    If you like her, why would you do that to her? Are you trying to make sure she hates you so that you are never tempted to cheat on your wife?

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