Is it normal to have aphasia?

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I've had aphasia most of my life and it's really become dismemberment to coddle the tsete cats, fly me to cheesecake land Murphy, I spy nose! Radioactive moose, coming in the under up down, beware slippery marshmallow fruits may cause permanent temporal canaries.

Sometimes it's just too pancake the green drake, I can't even flabbergast the seventh sultry cranberry stack without fluctuating nipple cream.

I really fastidiously uppercut the fig lion, undulating upwards over the Paula Dean donkey nuptials. It's getting to the point where Jason Krueger's brother's aunt's dog's uncle's second pantaloon mushroom removed, cake my leggins, I'm going in for a landing! Fling the belligerent whale, spread scruples over slight striations!

Halp.

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Based on 31 votes (16 yes)
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  • drugsrbadmkay
    11 years ago

    I completely hamster miami doctor who.

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago

      So you must be fluent but paraphasic in dispelling parts of the register. I continue to astonish at the capacity

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      • shade_ilmaendu
        11 years ago

        I mean, do you really think there's too much difference between but are as to like do as be?

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        • [Old Memory]
          11 years ago

          Sorry I don't underestimate what you are stroking

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  • PumpkinKate
    11 years ago

    Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

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    • Skitzo-Freyna
      11 years ago

      I almost was once, then I figured to as do to go use the want look that too far to think I want like more.

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  • iin2want2know
    11 years ago

    That's what I'm talking 'bout.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    For some reason I quite like the part, "...flabbergast the seventh sultry cranberry stack without fluctuating nipple cream."

    Oh me, Oh my.
    I don't know why I do, but I do.

    Say, have you be reading Naked Lunch while taking a copious amount of drugs?

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    • Skitzo-Freyna
      11 years ago

      No, but I was extremely stoned when I pickled the fifth porcupine from the left.

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    Reading this made me hungry.

    I WANT FLUCTUATING NIPPLE CREAM NOW DAMMIT!

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      One cappuccino with breast milk coming up!

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      • Shackleford96
        11 years ago

        Woohoo!

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    The legs in butter switched on my telescope.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

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  • thanksforthefreecar
    11 years ago

    What in the world????

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    • Skitzo-Freyna
      11 years ago

      World in my what?

      Twats.

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    • Avant-Garde
      11 years ago

      It's out of this world.
      Us earthly mammals can't handle this and if we read any more of this our heads will explode!!!!!

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  • catdogman
    11 years ago

    what a idiot

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Unfortunately this is real. I met a bird with this condition. She was quite young... Made a nest in a tree outside my house

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  • bristexai
    11 years ago

    Lol
    You might want to see a priest.

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  • kr24
    11 years ago

    10/10

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