Is it normal to have a very dirty dog fantasy

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It's been with me since I was a little girl. I think about it all the time. It's just something about the filthiness of it, I think.

I'm a little ashamed to admit it here, but here goes. It's always been my dream to have a dog washing and grooming business. I can just see an army of hounds descending on my premises, covered in mud and badger dung and fallen leaves and then I put them in the DogWash 2000 and earn a good living from this.

Am I going to hell?

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KnightNigelWellingtonXXI

11 years ago | pl

So they don't fuck you at all? Doesn't sound dirty to me. But again, I am British.

Signed,
Knight Nigel Wellington XXI

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- IrishPotato
  
  11 years ago
  
  Let's leave that up to our imagination, shall we?
  
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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

Naughty you!

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Badger dung hahaha, you're from england right?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Close. I'm Somalian, but I once saw England on a map.
  
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  - Super_tight
    
    11 years ago
    
    Every ones seen England on a map!! Durr!!
    
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    You have Badgers there?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      We have honey badgers, like Lake Chad ratels.
      
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      - [Old Memory]
        
        11 years ago
        
        If dat thing come by my house i kill it!
        
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HugeJohnson

11 years ago

I am so hard right now... Can I watch?

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emilydoll

11 years ago

Lol

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MParker

11 years ago

Oh my ! That's so taboo !

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Wendell

11 years ago

I kept looking for sex clues because I thought you meant a sex fantasy. Oh me. I read "premises" and thought you meant vagina.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  No, my premises are where I let the dirty dogs enter and then soak them until they're dripping wet. Nothing to do with my vagina.
  
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  - Weirdgirl
    
    11 years ago
    
    This is a joke right, because it sounds dirty but it isn't like the one with the cock and the ass
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      Oops! I didn't mean it to sound dirty. I just love to service really filthy dogs and get them all excited and soapy.
      
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dirtybirdy

11 years ago

Oh you filthy bitch

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Dad

11 years ago

Oh baby, I can just see the mud and dung dripping off, dripping and dripping until these bitches are clean, only to let them get all dirty again and start all over.
Oh my, OH MY.

Personally I don't feel its everyone's fantasy though, it swings more towards bestiality, I just can't fantasize anything to do with animals, except to treat a bitch like one.

Good luck, don't get too wet ;)

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Sunnydayz

11 years ago

Hey your a good person and you've helped me out Infact I like your comments you sound nice I don't see anything wrong in that question

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saduJ18

11 years ago

Fuck, you got my Rottie all exited, thinkin he was gonna get some ass, and here you just wanna WASH him? Bitch.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Aww, I'm sorry. We do service rotties, though. If he fancies getting all in a lather with me, I'd be happy to have him. The dirtier the better.
  
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nervous1

11 years ago

o.k. the badger dung thing does send up some red flags...maybe your a scatophile yes thats it! we dont have honey badgers there cool. ;)

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vivitar

11 years ago

why would you go to hell for washing dogs? o.o

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Daniel17

11 years ago

Seriously, most of these people who make these comments are sickos.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Or joking. It's definitely one of the two.
  
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  - Daniel17
    
    11 years ago
    
    How could someone joke such a thing. It's disgusting.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      Of course it isn't. Dog hygiene is very important. They're forever rubbing themselves in badger dung.
      
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acl

11 years ago

Oh dear you dirty girl!

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UhhhOK

11 years ago

Soo vulgar

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tacha

11 years ago

Sex with a dog is no big deal. My husband caught me with our German shephard. I thought he would be pissed. but he got a kkick out of it. He got turned on and did me after the dog was finished. The dog was better btw.

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- Kerry69
  
  10 years ago
  
  Ofcourse he was better.
  
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barbara.ella1999

11 years ago

I would like to try to have sex with a dog...

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- Kerry69
  
  10 years ago
  
  Wish I could see that :)
  
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  - anti-hero
    
    10 years ago
    
    Pervert.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      10 years ago
      
      Part of Moonbow's inability to deal with his particular predilection, I think. I wish he'd realise that people who love dogs as pets are neither his enemy or anything at all to do with the bestiality he so obviously craves while at the same time being so repulsed by his desire that he transfers it to other people rather than deal with it himself.
      
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      - anti-hero
        
        10 years ago
        
        Not sure what this has to do with Kerry. But okay.
        
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        10 years ago
        
        Looking at their recent comments, I'm guessing there's a link. Might be wrong on that, but it all seems a bit suspicious. Picking on charli.m and the dog stuff.
        
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