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I called to my nephews new house the other day
He had a toaster in the kitchen, the bathroom,the hallway,the bedroom,the dining room
Every room i went into ... There was a toaster
Is this normal?
Having a toaster in the bathroom sounds very dangerous, especially if it's near the sink or the bathtub/shower.
I don't think it was a joke.
OCD hmm maybe... he does do some random weird stuff now and then like if i bring him shopping he will shout random things at the top of his voice and then have a really serious look on his face as if nothing happened.Or anytime he sees a woman his tongue hangs out and he makes weird noises.Sometimes he gallops like a horse for no reason.
Doesn't everybody?
Gee, even though I have to turn on an inverter to run the thing, if I want a piece of toast when I'm on the can, I don't want to run to the kitchen with stuff dripping out my ass, do I? Nope, damn it, I want my toaster right there within easy reach, two pieces of toast pre-loaded and ready to go.
And when I wake in the wee hours of the morn and feel a bit peckish? I don't want to wake all the way up, or (heaven forbid) wake my wife and send her to get toast from the kitchen, so I just want to roll over and voila, toast (and a few more crumbs in the bed).
However, having a toaster in the living room does seem a bit overboard, to me, but to each his/her own.
Do you not know anything?!?!? Those aren't toasters! They're badly hidden secret room switches!
You absolutely, positively cannot go without a toaster in the outhouse. Sometimes them pesky hillbilly kids will wire the door shut while your a talking with the ancestors and its the middle of winter! A toaster could save your life!