Is it normal to have a sparkly/shiny penis?

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I'd have to say this question is a bit more uncommon than penis size. I've noticed that my penis has a cool shiny effect on the shaft, like a tiger's eye stone. The glans is also sort of sparkly sometimes.

No, I'm not a vampire. I'm a dragon, thanks very much. :/ That's a story for another day, though.

I'm 19, circumcised, and this has been a noticeable feature for several years. Anyone seen this before?

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  • pogos
    12 years ago

    You're like Pinocchio, only gayer.

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  • --ash--
    12 years ago

    That's what you get when it's polishes too much! Give it a rest!

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  • dom180
    12 years ago

    Jelly.

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  • shuggy-chan
    12 years ago

    hey look, there goes old, glitter dick

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    • dappled
      12 years ago

      lol, you took the words out of my mouth! I was going to say exactly the same.

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  • PumpkinKate
    12 years ago

    You may not be a vampire, but you have a bad case of Cullen-Cock. I'd get that looked at.

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  • Audrina
    12 years ago

    Like a lil glow worm? How cute!

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  • Koda
    9 years ago

    Never seen a shiny cut one, but probably normal.

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  • twinArmageddons
    12 years ago

    OP: Okay, I got some REALLY good laughs out of the responses so far. Even made a 2x Facepalm Combo for RubyCane. That was brilliant.

    But believe it or not, I was being serious. This is a real thing. It has nothing to do with moisture or anything, it just seems to be the way my skin is. Discostick and Cullen-Cock are pretty awesome names for it, but I need something in the way of a possible explanation. I've considered that people may not think it's normal because they don't bother looking closely enough to notice, because they're too busy staring at the porn on their computer screens. But hey, surely SOMEONE would've noticed.

    I dunno if this is a one-of-a-kind thing, and I'm most DEFINITELY not complaining about it. I was just wondering if I was alone in my glittery glory. :P So...at least one serious comment would be nice. I don't mind if the rest are goofy. I love a good laugh. :3

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    This is common after taking sexy steamy showers, you should ask who fan about them he is quite the expert on them

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  • Dot123
    12 years ago

    I bet you can see yourself in your dick, dick.

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    • Yumazing
      12 years ago

      Hey, you got your account back!:D

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    Discostick?

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  • ThisIsNotAUsername
    12 years ago

    Does it glow in the dark? :D

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    What up Jeffree Star? I didn't know you were on this site. And why are you lying about your age? Hmm...

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
    12 years ago

    have you been using glitter soap again?

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  • RubyCane
    12 years ago

    Let's take this story to the next level...

    "I'd have to say this question is a bit more uncommon than penis size. I've noticed that my penis has a cool shiny effect on the shaft, like a tiger's eye stone. The glans is also sort of sparkly sometimes. Then, all of a sudden, I remembered everything! Last year, X-Zibit came to my house and kidnapped me! He put me in the trunk of a 1970 Chevy Chevelle SS 454 and took me down to the West Side. As he opened the trunk to let me out I was blinded by a strong light... I was in the set of the show "Pimp my Penis", organized by the "West Cock Customs" creative team! They Iced my cock & balls out with Swarovski microcrystals, Chromed my penis and topped it with a platinum finish! They also added a nice 0.7ct hexagon-shaped Diamond right under my penis hole (did I tell you I'm circumcised?) for the Bling detail and... VOILA! I got my own personal luxurious Pimped-out Penis!!! Thanks a bunch, West Cock Customs!!!"

    XDDD

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