Is it normal to have a hairy bottom?

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As I have got older, more and more hair is growing out of weird places. Although I'm going bald, my body seems to want to make up for it by growing hair in strange places, like coming out of my ears and on the cheeks covering my anus, the latter proving to be quite disgraceful, will have to get a bidet.
Also, I might add that I've got hairs starting to grow out of the bridge of my nose. Is it possible that I am developing an authenticated case of the Werewolf Syndrome, quite prevalent in India?

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  • ummm123
    11 years ago

    not normal at all, you must be turning into some sort of freaky mutant weirdo, with a dirty arse

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      Thank you for your reassurance.

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  • mclinking
    11 years ago

    And is there a cure? I'm fed up with scraping off the clinkers.

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    • almorr
      10 years ago

      Just noticed that as well as being hairy in the usual places:-) legs, pubes, tummy, chest, arms, as I get older my back is also becoming noticeably hairy as well, Getting hairy ears as well, although these are shaved down a bit when I go to the hair dresser.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    if it meets your pubes , front and back , yes you have caninitis obscura

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  • Caryopteris
    11 years ago

    I think you can get laser treatment to get rid of the hair. You should check.

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  • Naamah
    11 years ago

    Isn't this an inevitable feature of spiritual growth?

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      Is it really? You mean the hairs growing in my anus shows I'm advancing? Will I pass into a first class plane in the next world with these 'new credentials'?

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  • prasatko
    11 years ago

    Don´t worry about it, you are probably just in the second third of the Werewolf Transformation Process. I know what I am speaking about, I am 36 and I have completed this process successfully two years ago. Since then, everything is OK, I am fine especially in winter when people complain about the weather, I have economized on central heating and other useless things. Don´t worry, after you have undergone the transformation fully and success-fully, you will stop bothering about it and you will start enjoying your existence in the new form.
    BTW, there is no cure for it. The process is irreversible. Good luck!

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    11 years ago

    In men, it has been proven that the more you bald, the more your hair grows in unthinkable places.

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      So I'm in good company with Pete Townsend.

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  • anonymous1503
    11 years ago

    i would hope everyone has a hairy ass.

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      Everybody chimpanzees, you mean?

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      • anonymous1503
        11 years ago

        If someone has hair on their body and does not shave they are chimpanzees? I hope my husband does not leave me then. LOL

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      • robbieforgotpw
        11 years ago

        Welcome to manhood. Obviously your wife prefers the less masculine metro look?

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  • Ldizzy1234
    11 years ago

    If you're a guy, I wouldn't worry about it. If you're a girl, you could probably just wax it if you really have to.

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  • Gravy
    11 years ago

    And he still bothers your wife go get your sphincter waxed and bleached.The only thing my GF doesn't like about my hairy cake, is getting the hair suck in her teeth.

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    • Gravy
      11 years ago

      joking about the hair in teeth.

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  • Gravy
    11 years ago

    Listen mate. Install a bum gun, Asian squirty trigger hose instead of smearing shit from arsehole to breakfast time. I haven't purchased dunny paper in 4 years.

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      A bum gun? Do I shoot my arse? Poor thing! It has failed me miserably over the years, now having clinkers as hard as black diamonds, could cut glass with these, but who wants to cut glass anyway. Thanks for not helping. And as for hair stuck in the teeth, how hiddies that is!

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      • Gravy
        11 years ago

        Mate, I can help but it seems your ear way is more problematic than your arse hair.
        In all seriousness, if your arse really does stench it won't have anything to do with hair. You may have internal fissures and or haemaroid which can result in constant weeping of mucus what a fella puts down to havinga sweaty hairy arse. The sphincter is a closed orifice except when in use. Go to the doc and sort it out.
        However, in terms of spraying your arse with water, it is much more hygienic than smearing shit from your ball sack to breakfast time with toilet tissue. The pressure applied is personal choice. Every time you crap, you cake hole gets a complete flush, no dangleberries, smeared shit throughout your gorilla arse hair and your wife will think you smell like roses compared to now. Believe me, the bum gun is part your solution.

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        • mclinking
          11 years ago

          The bidet arrives in February. The arse problem is caused by loss of muscle activity due to emphysema, i.e. arse extremely difficult to wipe without losing breath drastically. I have nearly passed out twice just doing that. There is also a Japanese toilet that flushes the arse automatically but am afraid it might swallow it.

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          • Gravy
            11 years ago

            whao, that's some serious emphysema. I'm feeling your pain. Those Jap startrek style shitter are something else. Top of the range, $1,500-$2,000, comes with soap spray, rinse, gentle blow dry followed by a fragrant powder puff. Your wife would be well pleased with such an installation. Not just by your sweet smelling arse but you'll have breath left for more intimate endeavours than arduous arse wiping, waxing and bleaching. The Japs aren't stupid, invest a little in the right areas of creature comfort and the benefit flows through all aspects of a fulfilling life. I forgot, some Jap models massage your buttocks, assisting in relaxing the sphincter.

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            • mclinking
              11 years ago

              You seem to be very clued up about botty problems. Have you got a personal or financial interest in all this?

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      • Xtermy
        11 years ago

        I think by "bum gun" he meant a bidet...

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        • Gravy
          11 years ago

          Nope, a trigger activated hose attached to every middle class SE Asian shitter for washing the shit off your arse. hygienic and refreshing, heated in hi-so and 5 star hotel shitters. Best invention of the 20 century . I have them in every every shitter in my joint.

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  • mclinking
    11 years ago

    Correction. When I said I had a hairy botty, the hair is in the crack, not on the cheeks.

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  • Gravy
    11 years ago

    what one of the early scenes in Bruno, it's the only cure.

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    • mclinking
      11 years ago

      Spell it out, please! The cure, I mean. My wife is fed up with the state of my underpants, need help desperately.

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      • robbieforgotpw
        11 years ago

        I have hair on more than the cheeks. I always get them on my soap cuz I have to use the bar to clean out the nest. Be thankful homey.

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  • mclinking
    11 years ago

    Not on women.

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    • Gravy
      11 years ago

      ha ha

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