Is it normal to have a hairy arse that i cant clean propley

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I really need help I have a really hairy arse that everytime I do a poo. shit get caught all threw my hairs Its impossible to get out at times. I tryed shaving It made It so much worse. I also went to my local wax shop and they wouldnt touch me Im very ashamed. I just wished even the poo smell would go away from the hair any ideas would be great thanks

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  • MESOMIKE
    13 years ago

    Yep. Basking it in water is the only thing that will do the trick on that one. the wipes help, but that's just to clean the ass. With the hair deal, you're at a whole new level of personal ass hygiene.

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  • MrDick
    13 years ago

    Hahahaha, that is so fucking funny.
    The thing is, I have the exact same problem!!
    I never go for a dump in a public toilet anymore unless I really have to.
    What I always do is wipe off the excess shit with toilet paper and then I jump in the tub and wash it with my hand held shower head. Works great for me. Actually my son has the same problem now that he's gone through puberty,and he does the same thing as me.
    When I'm out I always carry those wet nappies in case I cant wait till I get home.

    Until now, I thought it was just me and my son that had this problem.

    Oh well, that's life...
    Them nasty Cling On's are always near by lol.

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  • riderman
    8 years ago

    For us men the problem is not the hair. It's the shit. Nothing more normal than shit. Don't be a prude.
    Change your diet. Just ask a doctor how to get more substantial turds. Then always use the first paper in a folding manner, like to pick out the lumps. Only after that you apply the wiping. A bit more sheets but it works. Then if you get your digestion under control, shit every day before you shower. I shampoo my long butt-hair every day with pride and pleasure. And yes, I have a masseur, who trims the hair for me about every month. And no it doesn't grow longer. And do not be ashamed to brush it away from the hole, before putting on your pants again.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Perhaps, you can wax it. I've heard of people shaving their holes it would require you to be flexible, a mirror and good hand-eye coordination. That's not a place where most people would want to injure themselves.

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  • jermath35
    13 years ago

    I shave mine but yea it will hurt when stubble grows in... It hurt so bad one day from the chafing I had to stick toilet paper in my butt hole to ease the hairs rubbing... It sucks shaving helps!

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  • Ribbit.
    13 years ago

    Burn it off. Jk. umm, just wax it yourself perhaps? Good luck with it.

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