Is it normal to have a fetish for medieval cannons?

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Hi, I have kept this strange fetish out of my family and friends and never asked anyone about it, I kept it in great confidence.

I at some times (when I am at my laptop for example) think about medieval grey cannons (The naval cannons especially) and search for pictures and videos about those cannons and feel like wanting to do some love to them, like a fetish or something, however I never wielded a gun before nor my family or friends have any guns or any ties with the military (my family at least) and for me it's just Medieval cannons not any other guns or any other medieval weapons, I don't know for how long I had this fetish but I feel like I wish I owned a cannon (however not loaded with cannon balls or gunpowder of any kind, just the tube and wheels) and feel like sitting and leaning on one and maybe even hug it, I don't own any cannon nor I have access to any gun so I feel weird.

Also if it matters I wrote a fanfiction regarding my liking about medieval cannons (tough some parts are slightly exaggerated)

Here is the link

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9372455/1/Love-Cannon

I hope I am not the only one, obviously this isn't something I reveal to the people around me, they would think I'm crazy and I hope I'm not :/

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  • disthing
    10 years ago | pl

    That's so bizarre... But strangely endearing. You just want to give some loving to them cannons. Aww.

    Also that fan fiction was amazing.

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  • bananaface
    10 years ago

    Haha, that fanfiction cracked me up! What's with the tentacles?:P

    I've never heard of this and I can't say it's normal, but whatever makes you squirt your "white liquid", Mr Alien man!xD

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  • Elania
    10 years ago

    Now before anyone objects me, no I don't fap to cannons or have sexual intercourse that results into cumming on them, my love on them is more about wanting to hug them and such, as I said earlier my fanfic was exaggerated so some of you thought I fap to medieval guns or squirt cum on them, no I never gone that far and probably never will, I just find enjoyment leaning on the barrels and hugging them, so sorry if anyone misunderstood me.

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    • squirrelgirl
      10 years ago

      Oh OK, sorry that I misunderstood you. I don't understand why you feel the desire to hug/lean on medieval cannons if it isn't your fetish, but I suppose it's no different than people who are into trains as a hobby for non sexual reasons.

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      • Elania
        10 years ago

        Yeah, my bad I explained it wrongly >_<

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        • squirrelgirl
          10 years ago

          No it's MY bad, I always interpret things in a sexual way. I'm a huge perv. no joke.

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          • Elania
            10 years ago

            I see, np then.

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  • DolphinAngel
    10 years ago

    I laughed so hard at that fanfic :D

    Don't worry, bro it may not be normal but whatever floats your boat as long as it doesn't harm anyone :D

    I really like (old) swords and bow and arrow but not to that level =P

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    • cokopoof
      10 years ago

      Archery is awesome :3

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  • ChaoticBunny
    9 years ago

    Thats strange but there are many other people out there with weird fetishes. I've heard about this guy who had a fetish for cars. He made love to them through the exhaust pipe. Lol Eww

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    A classic in the making I daresay. I liked it. It was very interesting how you managed to intersect Japanese Tentacle Hentai with erotic sic-fi and of course, that shiny ancient cannon.

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  • eats,shoots_and_leaves
    10 years ago

    The fan fick was hilarious well written too, can't say your fetish is normal but it sounds like objectophilia here's a link :
    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_sexuality

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  • thisisjmann
    10 years ago

    Whatever floats your boat my frd as long as you are not harming anyone or yourself. Going to read your fiction now.

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  • SkullsNBones
    10 years ago

    Such an original idea for a fanfic, ""So did you enjoy that?" the cannon exclaimed with a deep sexual tone" was by far the highlight, however you do need to remember to use full stops at the end of sentences.
    As for your fetish, well each to their own is all I can say.

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  • GoraIntoDesiGals
    10 years ago

    It's weird but maybe not weirder than the girl who made love to the Berlin Wall.

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  • SuperBenzid
    10 years ago

    You know if you get an empty oxygen tank from a acetylene set and cut the bottom off and take the gauge off the top, it looks a lot like a cannon barrel. Sand it to the metal or paint it grey and it will look very cannon like. Then make a wooden frame for it and walla you will have a cannon.

    Wouldn't recommend shooting it though, unless you have a deep understanding of ballistics and it is legal to do so where you live.

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  • squirrelgirl
    10 years ago

    Look up objectum sexuality, and you'll find that there are others with similar fetishes.

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