Is it normal to have a fear of mayonnaise?

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For some reason I have an undying FEAR of mayonnaise. It's super gross! It looks like pus.

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  • Shrunk
    13 years ago

    wow reading this stuff is kinda gross but for some reason its making me want to eat it by the spoonfuls and rub it all over myself

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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    I had a guy friend who told me he once tried going down on a girl and her puss smelled like mayo. I haven't been right since.

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    • soft789
      13 years ago

      Yes, my girl freind smelled like fish and chips...(with mayo...)

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I'm not scared of it but I don't like it either, except in potato salad.

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  • vSlay3r
    12 years ago

    HOW DO U PEOPLE LIVE

    no mayo
    NO JOY

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  • americanhoney
    13 years ago

    LOL randomjellyyyyyyyyyy! WTF now I'm not right, either! Ahhhhhh!

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    13 years ago

    No, trust me, it is a fear. I have nightmares about it. It makes me cry.

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  • xoxochick
    10 years ago

    Lol I love mayonnaise

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  • GreatArt
    10 years ago

    I wouldn't attribute it to pus but I hate the tangy taste so I get really frustrated when I see it. Why would you fear it?

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  • graphic_nature
    12 years ago

    Not normal. Fear should not compromise your quality of life (by affecting how you shop, what others are eating, or inducing sickness). You should see a psychologist.

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  • norcalbuddha
    13 years ago

    Anonymous Poll Creator: Holy Shit! I have the exact same fear. I can't even pass it in the market. My gag reflex is stimulated by the mere mention of the M word. I won't eat at the same table if there is M on anyone's plate.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Normal, but rare. In my opinion, if a person has a terrible fear of something (regardless of how weird it is) it is a legitimate phobia. It can be unfortunate (such as fear of air or sunlight, or breathing or eating) and it can be funny and strange (fear of idk... Pickles or ducks watching you or something), but if it really bothers you than maybe you should get some help...

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    That mayonnaise you get in jars looks a bit ropey but if you make it from fresh it looks nothing like that.

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  • Shrunk
    13 years ago

    try this for exposure therapy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFXNuzuOc2M

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