Is it normal to have a crush on stan and kenny from south park?

I was watching South Park for the first time a few days ago, and from there I fell in love with Stan, maybe because I see myself in him. And I find it so hot that a cute blonde boy is swadled inside a parka. Help me!

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  • CountessCoolout

    Why the heck not. When I was 4 I had a crush on Bugs Bunny and Speedy Gonzales. Now Bugs I've gotten over, but Speedy... well, he will always be my first interspecial animated Latin lover.

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    • RomeoDeMontague

      So youre into animals?

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  • themanofmw2

    HOW WoULD YOU LIkE To SUCK MY BALLs mr garison

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  • kushking

    thats really weird, stan has black hair by the way

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    • penguin1

      Kenny's blond though.

      Anyway, if you're gonna crush on someone, please try not to do it on a 4'th grader. Now, if I had to, I'd choose Chef. He's cool... And funny. :)

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  • RomeoDeMontague

    These are the most simplistic cut outs. How can you be attracted to this?

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  • handsignals

    Mr Garisosn "scissor me timbers.
    Mr slave "Jesus Christ"

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  • gf69ingchipmunks

    ahh i have the BIGGEST crush on kyle!!! i totally get you, try south park tumblr!!

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  • capcrunch6

    For less than $20, you can purchace a stan and kenny plushie at the mall and still have enough money to buy lunch.

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  • RaNdOmPoPcOrN

    KYLE AND STAN ARE WAAAY CUTE

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  • Unrealistic

    Yeah, I've had this kind of obsession (because that's what it's) with an animated character in the past.
    It's not normal, though. They may be people like us all over but it doesn't make it normal. Specially if they are construction paper made and 9 year old D:

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  • Mutt22

    I find this normal I admit I really had a crush on and LOVE Kenny! This crush has been going ever since South Park was a year old really XD

    I always find that fictional characters are easier to love because since they're not real they could never cheat on us and plus we don't have to compete with the other hundreds of fans that LOVE them as well XD

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  • deepthought33

    I had a crush on the prince in Sleeping Beauty and Aladdin when I was younger. I do love South Park, but I love me some Fry (Futurama)--I completely disregard the fact that if he were a real person he'd really be in need of a shower

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  • alv1592

    the crush part is kinda weird. but i do love south park :D

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  • zEropoint

    I had a crush on Optimus Prime.

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  • And I was talking about stan and Kenny silly goose

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  • Techniqually tho, they would be seniors in college.

    And chef kicks ass!

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  • Gabriell

    Stan and Kenny?? I'm in love with Cartman...:P

    YES NORMAL:SOUTHPARK ROCKS ASS!

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    • coolio75650932

      cartman:how would you like to suck my valls?

      mr.garrison:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?

      cartman:oh sorry to quite for you?*takes out a mega phone*HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR.GARRISON?

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  • Yoi people disturb me. :(

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  • klassyheartbreak

    Dude I swear I think Stan is so fucking hot. I know he's a cartoon but still ahaha

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  • Kido

    Haha I love south park and that's sooo funny darn adorable 5th grade kids

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  • I know!

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  • smiler

    Dude, In S.Prk the film, Kenny at the end when he turns into an angel, is seriously hot and Im not even keen on blondes in real life!

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  • I'm talking about kenny for the blonde silly goose!

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  • gowila

    What a crap post

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  • Durrtyunk

    how old are you? this isn't normal at all sorry, but it isn't entirely rare to be turned on by cartoon characters

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