Is it normal to have a crush on murdoc niccals

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i've always had a crush on green people, but out of all of them, i have found my crush, it's a smelly bastard bass player who drinks alcohol and has a famous band on his shoulders. And his name is Murdoc Niccals.

can anybody help me with my lust for murdoc?

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    He sounds like a gross thing to have a crush on. "smelly bastard bass player who drinks alcohol"?

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    • stripescheshire
      5 years ago

      but l.o.o, gross is good

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  • cinderfloof
    5 years ago

    Are you talking about the powerpuff girls dude in Gorrilaz? I question your taste if so, but having a fictional crush is normal.

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    • stripescheshire
      5 years ago

      ace and murdoc are separate people

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    So you have a crush on a cartoon character? It's normal as long as it doesn't get in the way of your eating, sleeping, working, or anything else that requires living.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Better then them weird 30 odd something year olds in love with them pony fn things. Sitting there in there underwear, full grown man playing with my little pony...

    What has the world come to?

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    I agree.

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  • stripescheshire
    5 years ago

    thank you

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  • Appareson
    5 years ago

    Murlocks?

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    • stripescheshire
      5 years ago

      no, murdoc

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  • squipdi
    5 years ago

    green people? i know Shrek isn't a person but i kinda want to know if you've ever had a crush on him

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    • stripescheshire
      5 years ago

      no i don't

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  • cinderfloof
    5 years ago

    Apparently he's so popular that people write erotica about him.
    https://www.wattpad.com/story/106542724-murcock-a-murdoc-x-reader-nsfw-book

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