Is it normal to have a carrot stuck?

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I'm desperate. It's been 3 I was playing with a carrot in my bedroom like I always used to do and suddenly it broke up in two pieces and one of them got stuck inside my ass and I just can't take it out. I'm very worried because my ass is aching and I haven't been craping since then. I know I should look for a doctor to solve my problem, but I'm too ashamed to do that. Does anybody know a way for me to get that carrot out of my ass?

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  • Jweezee
    11 years ago

    Cram a rabbit up there. I hope he doesn't get stuck or you'll have to cram a wolf.

    On the slight chance this is real, seems like you'd crap it out when you build up some shit behind it. If not, suck up your pride and see a doc.

    Edit: yeah, I just read your broken screwdriver in your ass post too, so cram a rabbit up your ass.

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  • Legion
    11 years ago

    This is serious. as embarrassing as it is, doctors have seen far worse.

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    First, invest in better sex toys! Anal play is completely normal (me and the girlfriend experiment ourselves). But you need to invest in sex toys designed for that instead of food that will cause these types of problems!

    Secondly, there could be something majorly wrong up there, a blockage could cause your intestines to rupture. Trust me, the doctors have seen a lot of patients with things stuck up there, just tell them honestly what happened and they will be professional about it.

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    • IrishPotato
      11 years ago

      Or he'll get a boner and try it himself.

      Really, troll posts deserve no serious answers.

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      • Legion
        11 years ago

        I don't think they're trying to troll.

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        • IrishPotato
          11 years ago

          If a carrot breaks off in your ass, you can just poo it out.

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          • Captain_Kegstand
            11 years ago

            Legion is right, when I worked at the hospital for a summer tons of people came in with random stuff stuck up there. It seems that every single one of them "slipped and fell" on the object, or objects. Be honest with doctors, they have seen it a million times before and they know!

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            • IrishPotato
              11 years ago

              It's just hard to imagine it being stuck, but thank you both for enlightening me :P

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          • Legion
            11 years ago

            not always, its possible to get it stuck in there, especially if its a big carrot you wont believe how many people go to the doctor's with something stuck up there, the variety of the objects is even more disturbing

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            • IrishPotato
              11 years ago

              Oh really? Then I take back my words (:

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