Is it normal to hate pooping?

Everytime I have the sensation to go poop I just want to kill my self because I hate the thought that brown smelly shit is coming out of my colon. Even knowing the the shit is leaving material in my own skin. I mean seriously why do I have to put up with this every time I have the desire to doo doo? I know that to live you must eat, which I love. But sooner or later that will be turned to shit. I feel like I can't express myself and I feel like there isn't enough words and time I would write more but you

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  • NothingxCrazy

    When I was 10 I refused to poop for the rest of my life. I hated sitting there and wasting my time pooping. So I stopped. Realizing only later.. that would be impossible.

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  • liamwils404

    It's just a waste of time that could be spent doing more productive things.

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  • GuitarGuy1234

    I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE pooing. No matter what it is you're doing, if nature calls (more like SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER) everything must be preempted to go squat on the can and take a dirty, filthy, disgusting DUMP.

    And, you can't wipe that filth away with a piece of dry paper. Nope. I obsessively shower after EVERY dump without exception. I avoid public restrooms like the plague but in the rare event I do have to take a public dump, I hope for a single toilet bathroom with a locked door so I can stand at the sink and use paper towels, soap and water to clean that filth from my hairy bunghole. If it's a multi-toilet bathroom, I will stop what I'm doing and either drive home or take my dump in a private bathroom so I can proceed with the massive clean up afterwards.

    If there's only one thing that I may welcome with my death, it's the fact that I will never, ever have to take another shit. It's -that- bad.

    Your asshole should have been located at your elbow so it's easy to clean.

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    • bobobolokalala

      I rolled on the godamn floor fucking laughing loud

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  • WordWizard

    LOL If you do not poop you will blow up. No not really you just get very sick and can die.

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  • 53739

    I feel the same way

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  • Riddler

    Im sorry but this made me laugh.

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  • MrWhite

    It is a huge waste of time!!!! If you poop for 10 min a day for a year.....that's 2.5 days spent on the shitter. what a waste

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  • Solophonic

    ^^lmao I think love pooping win

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  • vidaydream

    I feel the same way. I avoid pooping so much to the point it makes my stomach hurt because I can’t stand the smell, feeling, thought or wasted time pooping brings. How can I accept the fact I poop? How can I get over this?

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  • skyandfrank

    no this isnt normal. pooping is something that we have to do in order to survive, and who doesnt like living? Sure, poop smells like shit and no one likes the smell, but should you hate the fact that you poop in general? No. If poop didnt smell like shit then you probably wouldnt mind pooping.Pooping is just like peeing, if were being honest, except pooping is more solid than peeing. Also, it happens to every single person on this earth, so there's no need to be ashamed of what God created us all to do.

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    • bobobolokalala

      LOL

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  • DiamondGirl

    Watch the movie SALO, then You'll love to poop!

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