Is it normal to hate all cologne?
I've never understood why most people seem to enjoy artificial fragrances, especially cologne, of any type. From time to time, someone will ask me what I think about the cologne they use, and I know they're hoping for a positive response, but I have none to offer since the smell of any cologne sickens me. Some people have also suggested that I start using the stuff myself to be more "normal" and appealing to others, but to be honest, cologne smells more repulsive to me than the B/O that drive people to use it.
The best way I can describe the way all cologne smells to me is that it smells like some sort of mysterious mold or fungus that a witch would put in her cauldron just after the frog's eye and right before the lizard's tail. IMHO, soap and water goes a long way, and unlike cologne, almost all soaps actually smell pleasant.
Is this somewhat normal, or am I really missing something here?