Is it normal to get turned on by these thoughts?

i like to stay up late at night looking at a video of my birth. during this i like to pretend i'm coming out of the womb and i jack off thinking about the placenta being shot all over my vagina. it is normal to want oral sex from an unborn child's placenta?

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Based on 26 votes (2 yes)
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Comments ( 11 )
  • skimskambone

    WTF?

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  • Well..in all honesty, I've read this three times and really...none of it makes any sense. I'm sorry, maybe if I got high I'd be able to connect the thought patterns?

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  • gopitah

    jack off? vagina? IMPOSSIBRU!!

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  • Cookieboy

    I'm not touching this one

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  • wildflowerkmk

    Haha. This seriously made me laugh because of how dumb it sounds. If your gonna make up stories, at least make them logical or something. Thanks for the chuckle though!

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  • This doesnt make any sense.

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  • Faceless

    Trolling fuck! Women dont say the word "Jack off" as a reference to masturbation. And if I sherlock holmesed it wrong, then I dont know what the fuck you just said little kid but your special. You reached out and you touched my heart.

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  • missmeow

    What

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  • Geneva5

    I think you are on to a winner here and should go with it !

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  • aussiewolf

    what the fuck?? are you a fucking retard?

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  • moomus

    Do you know what oral sex is?

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