Is it normal to get turned on by any and all openings?

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This is really embarassing but I need to know if other people have the same "problem". Anytime I see any hole or opening (drains, pipes, button holes, wedding rings, Basketball hoops, Cheerios) I get ridiculously turned on. I mean like a full thumping, uncontrollable erection.

I have to say, I am also a virgin so maybe I'm just desperate for my first sexual encounter? I haven't followed through with any of these inanimate objects (yet) but I have had to "relieve" myself in the work toilets so I could get on with my day (usually prior to attending management meetings).

So I need to know:
A. Is this normal?
B. Should I try having intercourse with one of these objects to see what it's like?
C. Should I get myself a Fleshlight (I've done a *lot* of research into this)

Thanks

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Based on 5 votes (4 yes)
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  • naughtygirl19932017
    6 years ago

    I thought you meant openings on body my ex bf always got turned on by seeing my butthole

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  • thehalfgoodgirl
    4 years ago

    only hole my ex bf got turned on by was my holes especially my butthole

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  • Murun
    6 years ago

    Image search trypophobia and see if it 'cures' you.

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  • wibblewobble
    6 years ago

    hello. it's perfectly normal.

    i was caught making sweet sweet love to a spare tire i had in the trunk of my car.

    however, my wife didn't think it was so sweet when i jizzed a bucket load of sticky garlic-smelling spunk all over her sister's suede dress she had stashed in the trunk.

    "don't blame the messenger" I told her. bitch.

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