Is it normal to get the glamour shots done before the "incident"?

I'm trying to cover all my bases here and I thought it would be genius to go get some glamour shots done and then destroy every other picture of me that exists. That way when shit goes down and they run my picture in the papers and the news all they'll have is good ones so I don't look like some kind of nitwit.

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  • Demundo

    This is called "paranoia".

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    • Paranoia, preparedness, same thing.

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      • Demundo

        If shit goes down and they run your glamour shots, people are still going to think you are a nitwit. You need a Plan B - my suggestion is avoid shit going down.

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  • charli.m

    What incident?

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    • thegruffalo

      They're saying that when an incident happens on the news and they show a picture of the victim, the picture's usually pretty terrible. So they wouldn't have any other pictures and they'd have to use the glamour shots!

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      • Victim, perpetrator, whatever.

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      • charli.m

        What an odd thing to contemplate :/

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        • The better I look, the more sympathy and fame I'll get.

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  • Enizzle

    Are you planning on being murdered or something? Cause if that's the case, then I'd have to say thats kind of strange.

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    • Being murdered, doing the murdering, whatever.

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      • Demundo

        Oh yeah, real smart thinking. Quite apart from the fact that you have announced that you might commit murder; if you get murdered, you won't be around to enjoy the fame; if you commit murder and avoid the death penalty, the other prisoners are going to use you and abuse you as a prison bitch. Like I said above, create a Plan B; I think seeking psychiatric help would be a good idea.

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        • Enizzle

          Whoa whoa whoa....lets not be so fast to judge. I say let this poor fool attempt what he or she is planning.That way, we get two possible scenarios.

          1. A murder gone laughably wrong, with one oaf in the hospital and most likely brain damaged and one in the psych ward.

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          2. A horribly botched glam murder resulting in a hilarious breaking news report concerning two teenaged morons trying to stage a twilight themed vampiric ritual resulting in one being horrifically maimed and the other jailed and subsequently broomsticked by large african american inmates.

          Its win win, baby.

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