Is it normal to get mad when your farts don't smell bad enough?

We can't all have weapons of mass destruction. If it were the case this planet would have been destroyed years ago.

This reminds me of Mad Max and Thunderdome. The people under Tina Turner's control used methane to power their "city".

If you light a match, put it near your tuckas, and unleash your arctic wind upon it, it would become a flamethrower.

You like giving people black eyes?

Seems pretty normal to me. I'm guessing you get angry at yourself for not producing a putrid smelling fart. If something is that important to you I think you really need to put in the effort to reach your goals!

Mad? No, mad at whom?

Dissapointed? Maybe.

Mine always are bad enough...rooms clear quickly

frickin' hilarious.

It can be a relief, especially if you're with a good looking girl at the time.

I get mad when mine dont smell GOOD enough.

......weird......