Is it normal to get away with doing a top decker

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I hate my Aunties new husband so much (he screwed me over long story)so I did a Top Decker in there ensuite bathroom. Anyway they didn't say anything about it, they must have known it was me, are they to embarrassed to say anything?

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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago | pl

    You're quite the sophisticate, aren't you.

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  • Riker300
    10 years ago

    Yikes. WTF? Shit like this reinforces my policy of not entertaining any one other than my lover at my home or hotel room. Not normal and not cool. Intensely passive aggressive though and plain nasty.

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      Revenge is a dish best served with poop.

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  • SkullsNBones
    10 years ago

    What on earth is a "Top Decker"?

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    • Hugh*Janus
      10 years ago

      It's when you shit in the toilet tank so the next poor sap who flushes it gets a big surprise.

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      • Sog
        10 years ago

        Oh is that what it is? I always thought it was pooping on top of the toilet seat.

        I was always like, "well that's kinda mean, and a really huge mess too." This makes a little more sense.

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        • x_x
          10 years ago

          I mean, why dont you just shit on their rug? If you wanna make a point...

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    • [Old Memory]
      10 years ago

      And can it be performed during a blumkin?

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    • GuessWho
      10 years ago

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Upper+Decker

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    10 years ago

    It's hilarious because it would be awkward for them to bring it up.

    "Hey, did you take a poop and put in the top part there?''

    Nope. Can't imagine it.

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      Please read above.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    How rude.

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  • soul777
    10 years ago

    OMG this web site is sooo funny

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  • tag1226
    10 years ago

    Call it shiting in the top

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  • DangerousPotatoGuy
    10 years ago

    Hmmmhmhmm impressive

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  • ObsessedWithReedus
    10 years ago

    I like the way you think! Lol I don't know if it's normal but it's funny as hell.... Maybe they're to embarrassed to accuse you, or maybe they just thought it broke?

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  • vanpursie
    10 years ago

    Good job in counter screwing your uncle! I liked that idea, though it is not very normal.

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  • Hugh*Janus
    10 years ago

    Good job. Many people who get upper decked think that their toilet is broken or something so maybe they don't even suspect you.

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      So I'm kind of like a ninja pooper.

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  • Legion
    10 years ago

    nice. xD

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  • DADNSCAL
    10 years ago

    You're a sick coward.

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      Something tells me this dude^ has been upper dekered and is still feeling a little bitter.

      What did you do DADNSCAL fish it out with rubber glove on?

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago

    Cool story bro.

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  • tag1226
    10 years ago

    Upper decker with sloppy poop

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      Oh yer, I should have mentioned, I have irritable bowel syndrome.

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      • tag1226
        10 years ago

        I don't no how u r ment to get u r ass on top without getting hurt

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        • handsignals
          10 years ago

          All you do is stand on the seat, brace yourself against the wall and squat slightly. It's not the most comfortable way to shit but it is simple.

          Next time your at your buddies try it.

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          • tag1226
            10 years ago

            Hahaha

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