Is it normal to fuck with your ex lol

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Well me and my girlfriend were going to go see a movie,and i want to see the movie dark skies, but this girl wants to see the breaking dawn twilight movie -__- ... I said babe thats not even in the fucking movie theater any more. And it took her like 5 minutes to process what i just said.. When she finally understood she thought i was being an asshole so when we driving home, she grabs the wheel nd screams saying there was a deer, and it scared the shit out of me! Nd i said wtf is wrong with you!?! And she kept laughing so i thought ooohh ight bitch ima get you -__- . Lol, so when we get home she gets in the shower and i snuck in there, grabbed all the towels, her clothes, and put butter all over the floor :). I went to go make some toaster strudels and all i hear is get screaming "JUSTIN WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM UR AN ASSHOLE!" Lol.. Then I heard a huge thud and i was done hahaha.
Ohh god im an asshole lol

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  • moomus
    11 years ago

    Why can't I take this post seriously?

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    Haha nice. Now put that bitch in a frying pan.

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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    On the one hand she could have killed you both, on the other you could have seriously fucked her up too.... God dammit it's so hard to take this seriously.

    You're a dick if this is true, but you have a good sense of humor.

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  • Fabulous
    11 years ago

    Justin bieber, a lesbian faggot, fuck him and the capitalist evils he represents, straight-edge punk and anarcho-violence are the only way to destroy community churches and use their wood as fuel to help the energy crisis while simultaneously destroying organized religion and the racist kukluxian beliefs they spread throughout the land stolen from the native Americans by European gorillas, ironically who must be stopped by guerillas in the style of great leader Che Guevara who will destroy and rape white pig families in suburbs the rich one percent devils

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