Is it normal to fondle the groceries?

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I will go to the grocery and fondle things. I like to feel products through the packages especially if it is a package that is not see-thru. I will put bags and boxes into my cart and pinch them, press them and rub them between my fingers. I like to feel the food through the packaging and experiment with it a bit through touch. Sometimes I get too frisky and I end up ruining a small amount of food.

When I am done I park the cart and just leave.

I can't stop.

Please don't talk shit on me.

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN!

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    • Leviathanel
      10 years ago

      had a charmin problem? who would want to squeeze one of those? they're all like exactly the same.

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  • robbieforgotpw
    10 years ago

    OP are you looney tunes?

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  • ihaveapoon
    10 years ago

    I like fondling my ballz

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  • noid
    10 years ago

    Are you by any chance in the autistic spectrum?

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    I'm surprised this is more normal than my post I just made about eating the food in the store.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    I think you like textures and that this is in a way also a form of fetish. Normal, but you need to be careful. There are surveillance cameras and sooner or later people may become suspicious. The footage on those cameras can be obtained by news agencies, etc. What you should do is buy the groceries as well as other items of betting textures from other stores, take them home and touch them as much as need be. At home you can enjoy yourself safely and presumably in privacy.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      But I don't have air conditioning at home.

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        Do you have a basement that is cold or refrigeration?

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  • gummy_jr
    10 years ago

    I'm guessing you're the fucker who keeps leaving those carts in the produce department >:(

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      No! That must be some other fucker. My journey goes like this: produce, bakery, diapers, pet food, if I'm in the mood I'll go shake the soup cans, then on to boxed dinners, gravy and seasonings, baking supplies -I could stay there all day-, maybe hit up the organics, then I'll finish in frozen foods. I'm trying to be decent by doing frozen foods last so I don't leave a cart full of melting food.

      I don't fiddle with meats, dairy or chips- except the organic chips and snacks. The shapes! The colors! Can't resist...

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      • gummy_jr
        10 years ago

        Well thanks to you, all those foods are now seeing a therapist.

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      • Leviathanel
        10 years ago

        Organic? yuck. you should read up on organic food. it's a scam.

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  • cȱɱpɩɛx
    10 years ago

    Plums!

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