Is it normal to fist my wifes anus for an hour, then try to eat it?

Im a simple man. I love my job, love my wife, love my country. When it's time to take my sweet and handsome wife to bed, i know it's time to pound brown. I lay her down, her rocky round gazing up at me wafting the sweet scent of sweat and chedder. I then spring into action, working the fingers in slow, leading into full blown fist punching that anal spot. After 45 minutes or so of that, I try to cram my entire face into my wfes's bottom creavice. I just need it you know, that chedder and bacon blue all over my face. I just wanted to ask yall guys that and is that normalst?