Is it normal to find squidward extremely sexy?

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I don't know why but I get turned on every time I watch spongebob.
Squidward has a nose that looks like a penis and eyes like two pretty balls!!!
I am a man and I am not even attracted to women or other men!!! I just get off on Squidward's ball eyes and penis nose.
Once my wife caught me masturbating to squidword she hit me with a frying pan!!

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Based on 44 votes (15 yes)
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  • seekelp
    9 years ago

    "I am a man and I am not even attracted to women or other men!!!"

    So literally the only thing that gets you going is Squidward?

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  • shuggy-chan
    9 years ago

    Tentacle porn

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  • DumBelle
    9 years ago

    You must love Colin Kaepernick then.

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  • Byzantine
    8 years ago

    You must lose your shit when you see Owen Wilson

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  • SomePerson-
    9 years ago

    What.

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  • Dot123
    9 years ago

    That is normal.

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  • IvyLockett
    9 years ago

    Um... This is.. Very disturbing! But yep it's normal!

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  • KeddersPrincess
    9 years ago

    :D

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Rga52ATDnzU/SmLgHXgViII/AAAAAAAAElY/BhhYLaNge-Y/s400/handsome-squidward3.jpg

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  • KeepsakeDoll
    9 years ago

    Hentai.

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    • Imnotembarrased
      9 years ago

      not henati. it has to be anime to be hentai

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  • Shrunk
    9 years ago

    No way dude that's weird...Plankton is the sexiest!! ;P

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    That penis nose of his jiggles when he snorts/laugh. When he plays the clarinet, it's like penis on penis. Double penis. Are you sure that he isn't gay?

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