Is it normal to feel like scum asking for ranch dressing?

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"Ranch" sounds so low-class and I always feel like a scumbag if I ask for ranch dip/dressing. It makes me not want to even ask for it, so usually, I don't. IIN?

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  • davidssnow
    11 years ago

    nope your just freeking out man just get the damn ranch if u want it

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    As long as you don't put it on pizza, only white trash does that.

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    • LadyXul
      11 years ago

      The only way pizza is edible is with ranch.
      It is more like a spoon for the ranch, really.

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      • anti-hero
        11 years ago

        White trash lol

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        • LadyXul
          11 years ago

          I am from Arkansas..;P

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          • anti-hero
            11 years ago

            Well, that would explain it.

            (Sorry Shakleford)

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            • wistfulmaiden
              9 years ago

              What do you put ranch dressing on hmm!?

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    • michaels4p5
      11 years ago

      im not fully white and i do that

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      • anti-hero
        11 years ago

        Trust me, you are white trash :)

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        • michaels4p5
          11 years ago

          how am i. then you can say im half white trailer trash.

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          • anti-hero
            11 years ago

            That typing is a dead give away.

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            • michaels4p5
              11 years ago

              oh i see now.

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  • johnho
    9 years ago

    I don't get it, what ever happened to Bleu cheese? Ranch, Really, ha ha just kidding. Who cares? You like what you like and who cares if anyone else likes it or not?

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    There's nothing "low class" about liking ranch. If class had anything to do with our food preferences then I would be considered "upper class" for my need to drown most things in Extra Virgin Olive Oil.

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  • Fabulous
    11 years ago

    I don't correlate ranch with scum. but I do correlate it with cum. Hey look alike. Irks prefer my ranch when I toss their salads

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  • michaels4p5
    11 years ago

    well hell no i like that stuff i ask for 2 or 3.

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  • cmw
    11 years ago

    Lol.....I'm sorry but that's funny!!! My aunt told a story of a friend of hers who referred to her lady parts as her ranch!!!!!!! Lmao

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  • ProseAthlete
    11 years ago

    Oh, don't worry about it so much. :) My husband's a classically trained chef, and he still eats some horrendous junk food every once in a while. Ordering ranch dressing does not mean you're Honey Boo-Boo.

    And Parrish, I know ranch stuff on a pizza is horrendously low-class, but hot damn, is that delicious on a slice!

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