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A few days ago, I, my dad, and my sister went to Wal-Mart and I was walking to the toy section and I went walking through the girl's/women's bra's and panties section while trying to find my way and I felt embarrassed.
The heart of walmart must be destroyed!!!
Walmart is a dark and evil place. It's best not to go there unless it's ABSOLUTELY needed. When you go there bring the weapon of intelligence and don't get sucked into their world of mindless sweatshop cheapness.
Hahaha. I hate walmart employees!! they're rude, ignorant, and just plain mean. I once got kicked out of walmart for pressing every christmas talking decorations just because I wanted to see what they do.
It makes me feel awkward when I go to Wal Mart and I am the most attractive person in the store.
I know.
We don't have Wal-Marts here yet but we have stores that Wal-Mart has taken over. I don't think they could get away with calling it Wal-Mart (not yet, anyway) because it sounds so American, like Chuck E. Cheese's or Dunkin' Donuts.
I know it sounds crazy but if I was in a Wal-Mart, I'd always be wondering where Wal is, and thinking he was going to jump out from somewhere, wearing a stripey jumper, and try to shake my hand. And I'd be all angry and say, "Leave me alone, Wal. I'm just buying yoghurt and I want to do it unmolested".
Yes, Wal-Mart is a tricky beast. It is spreading it's greedy fingers all over the planet. It likes to change it's name, so as to confuse the sheep. Some of them are Asda, George, Sam's Club, Seiyu Group, Wakana, Massmart, Bharti, Best Price Modern Wholesale, Changomas, Supercenter (Argentina), Game, CBW, Builders Warehouse, BIG (Sonae), HyperMarket (Bompreco), Maxxi Atacado (Sonae), Mercadorama (Sonae), Nacional (Sonae), SuperMarket (Bompreco), TodoDia, Acuenta, Ekono, El Buen Corte, Lider Express, Lider Hiper, Revive, Discount Compact Hyper, Neighborhood Market, Smart Choice, Supercenter (China), Trust-Mart Hypermarket, Mas X Menos, Maxi Pali, Pali, Despensa Familliar, La Despensa de Don Juan, Game, Club Co, Maxi Despensa, Paiz. Bodega Aurrera, Medimart, Suburbia, Superama, VIPS Restaurants, Kangela/Kawena, La Union, DionWired, Makro, Builders Trade Depot, Builders Express, Jumbo, Cambridge (Supermarket), Netto Supermarket, Amigo Supermarkets, Wertkauf hypermarkets, Interspar hypermarkets, WMS Supermercados do Brazil.
Yes, Wal-Mart is not happy coating just the United States in plastic, it wants to coat almost every country in plastic. Here's a fun game you can try: When you go to your friendly Wal-Mart (See List Above) store, and as you go to the check-out, just say "plastic" every time an item goes through the scanner that contains plastic.
Wal is actually Sam Walton and I am sad that I know that. Lucky for you he has been dead for 10 years so you don't have to worry about being molested.