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I started feeling connected to dogs recently. It's not in a "I love dogs" kind of way, more in a "I am a dog" kind of way. It's actually kinda worrying, as my brain tells me to start barking at random, though it seems to act up more when it's quiet, and I feel like there needs to be noise. I also am a bit sensitive to noise, is that connected?
You too? With me it started about a week ago. A full moon out and I start this mad fit of barking. Then I start crawling around my grandmother's yard with my nose to the ground smelling shit. I get to the bottom of this big oak tree, sniff around for I don't what and then I lift my left leg and take a piss. Only thing was I forgot to open my fly. Fucking pissed all over my self. Glad you posted this dude. I mean with so many trolls coming out on this site lately it's good to see a post that tells the honest to God truth. I hate trolls. Don't you?
Whew... I thought this was going to be about beastialiy and the dogs knot getting stuck.
its all good till yall chases a squirrel cross the street and git hit by a car