Is it normal to fear the toaster?

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My toaster is cursed, I know it ****ing is.

Its clever never moves, does'nt want to give itself away.

One day it will jump in the bath (after connecting itself to an extention lead of course) and kill me.

They will call it suicide.

You probably think I'm crazy, I can hear it now, laughing silently.

In the kitchen.

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Based on 55 votes (18 yes)
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  • paradoxinsoxs
    13 years ago

    You watched the brave little toaster to much as a kid didn't you...

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  • atomicwater
    13 years ago

    Simple soultion buy sucrity cams. Put them in your house where you can see your toaster and keep it pluged in to a wire less conecter on your lap top and keep it next to you when your in the tub so if it moves you can get out of the tub and you will win cus if you put the cam up hi it can't get it so if it moves it will expose it self and if you wanna be really safe get a cd and recored the toaster with the sucrity cam whenever you get in the tub so if it does kill you can have proof that it wasent suciede and it was the toaster!!!!!!

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    You're obviously giving the microwave more attention. Try showing some love to the little fella once and awhile... jerk.

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  • Sidekickz
    12 years ago

    what planet are u from?

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  • neskic
    13 years ago

    If it is true... (what i dont believe but anyway) why dont you throw it and buy a new one?? Or just stop having a toaster. Its sure better than death...

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  • atomicwater
    13 years ago

    And get a mini flame thrower
    So if it moves you can burn it kind of ironic isint it and then get a nicer toaster. =)

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    throw it away go buy new 1

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  • VerdeGato
    13 years ago

    My toaster is the reincarnation of Jim Morrison.

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  • CrystalMoonlight
    13 years ago

    We all have little random fears like this, I don't fear my toaster but I can see what you mean. I had a fear like that before, it's like "Don't turn your back, don't look away AND don't blink!" NoOoOoOoOo......

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  • atomicwater
    13 years ago

    Thanks

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    ^ genius

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I'm sorry but as soon as I read this post, I thought of the movie: "the brave little toaster" from when I was like 6 lol but yeah sometimes I'm afraid something or someone will kill me and they'll call it suicide. :(

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  • funnybunny03
    13 years ago

    Yessss I am the toaster commmmmingggg to get youuuuuuu * click* I am now on sooo if you touch me you will get burned I am UNDEAFEATABLE

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  • SuperScottUK
    13 years ago

    Cunty toaster. I'll come round and twat it one if you want.

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  • Ribbit.
    13 years ago

    Hahahahahahahaha, thats my toaster too.

    I kidd of course, what is wrong with you? maybe its a cat in a toaster costume?

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