Is it normal to fart on food you bring into work for everyone?

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I have a strong desire to fart on food I bring to work for others - does anyone else do this? I like to do some baking but I "season" my treats with farts. For example, I brought in a tray of yummy brownies to work, but before I left for the commute I put the brownies on the floor, squatted over them so my butt cheeks barely touched the brownies and ripped one loose sans pants. I don't think it's hurting anyone and seeing the smiling faces of my coworkers as they eat my fart brownies pleases me. Is this normal?

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Based on 38 votes (18 yes)
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  • Hekje
    12 years ago

    There's a South Park episode on this one. It's called Ass Burgers (season 15).

    But seriously, this is gross. It makes me sick.

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  • wigsplitz
    12 years ago

    I think stuff like this is fairly normal. Whether it's farts, boogers, tricking someone into tasting or licking something unappealing....it's all the same, and I think everyone does someting along these lines and enjoys it. As long as it doesn't come to a point where someone's health or life might be at risk. Like the elderly, they might not be able to handle any bacteria, or might keel over if you put a hot pepper in their applesauce.

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  • Rick_Bawls
    12 years ago

    It is a nice prank. However, if you ate corn or peanuts the day before, be sure to check the brownies to make sure there aren't any remnants of corn or peanuts and nobody will be the wiser!

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    • Jeremymiller
      12 years ago

      I usually eat most of my meals before I do this (for a few days at least) at taco bell. I just seem to fart a lot after eating there for some reason. Good advice, though!

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  • aussiewolf
    12 years ago

    thanks for the idea! i am going to do this to my workmates.

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  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago

    hey, where do you work?

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    • Jeremymiller
      12 years ago

      At a well known hospital.

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      • AngAnders112
        12 years ago

        whew! i don't work in a hospital so that i guess that means i'm safe from your special "seasonings!"

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  • 1000yrVampireKing
    11 years ago

    You are a troll! No I do not mean on the internet. Stop trolling your coworkers you ass.

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  • RedBeard3
    11 years ago

    These comments almost made me pee.

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  • coolio75650932
    11 years ago

    lol when i bake brownies...the only ingredient is...SHIT!

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  • Faceless
    12 years ago

    A supreme guerrilla food terrorist you are. Good job!

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  • pixie_dust
    12 years ago

    try substituting water for piss in the recipe to make it an extra treat!

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago

    it could be worse...at least you didn't jizz in them.

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    • Jeremymiller
      12 years ago

      I would never jizz in their food - that's gross. I have accidentally shat on the food I brought in once or twice (thought it was a fart but it kind of came out like spray paint). No one seemed to notice and they thought it was some cocoa topping to the cookies.

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