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Before I leave hotels I make sure to fart into one of the plastic cups and turn it over on a flat surface so when the maid comes in the room she has to smell my fart when she moves the cup with my fart trapped inside it. Is that normal?
Not that I'm condoning this or anything but if you do it in the bath and hold the cup underwater (filled with water not air) which you then displace with your marsh gas, you get pure fart and no air to dilute it. I've grown out of it now but I used to do this in jam jars, write a label on them saying the date they were filled, and ferment them in the airing cupboard near the boiler. After a month or so, I'd release them under my brother's nose as he slept. Just one of the many reasons we no longer talk.
Holy shit dude that's the funniest thing I think I've read on here in a good while! I audibly laughed out loud at this XD What did he do when he found out you were doing this?
So, you would submerge the jar, fart into it, then cap it while still underwater? That is genius! Then you say you fermented them?! I wonder if he ever got high because of this? I've heard of people fermenting their poop to get high off of the methane fumes or whatever. It's extremely gross and sickening even, but also quite hilarious in some ways.
You have me wondering what other mischievous acts of sibling rivalry you have committed in the past. I will be laughing about this every time I think of it from now on, seriously, thank you :D
Hehe, yeah, if you hold the jam jar upside down, the bubbles displace the water in it. Once it's full, you stick the lid on while still in the water.
At first my brother didn't know what was happening; he just woke up with a jam jar in his bed. As I started keeping them in a warm place for longer and longer, they were strong enough to wake him up. The look on his face was so funny, I would be laughing until tears rolled down my cheeks and he'd usually throw something at me (even the jars themselves at times).
Oh, and this was just part of my reign of terror. My brother didn't like being looked at in the night so the wardrobe door had to be shut (in case anyone was hiding there) and he even had to turn the face cards in a deck of cards face down on our desk. I'd spotted this but didn't say a word. Then I used to get up in the night, take some face cards out, put them face up in a trail leading to his bed, and open the wardrobe (one time, even putting a face inside for him to see when he went to close the door). Other times, I stuck cards to his forehead and put them in his bed.
I was in the bottom bunk and I also took to injecting warm water into his mattress. It soaked out in every direction and for a while, he really thought he was wetting the bed because of the nightmare of the king of hearts!
When i was younger like before my teens, my mom had a lot of tiny sample bottles with lids that you can reseal. Having fun, i peed in the tiny vile added some extra ingredients to it like shampoo and conditioner to make some kind of retched biological weapon.
And here i thought, i was alone...
Ha! I wasn't sure if this was a serious question. That's gross, man. No it not normal, would it be normal if I didn't that to you.. Oh alright. -_-