Is it normal to fantasise murdering someone who's done you wrong?

That's pretty serious and not my style, apart from the fact I don't want to get close to the person I most want to murder.

Anyway, in last 24 hours it seems he's attacked another woman so maybe this time he'll actually be charged, convicted and jailed - it's long past time

And don't get me started on the arson. I LOVE fire. She's my mistress. My clenched right fist. My vengeance. And I've burned down enough buildings to know how to do it and not get caught. Everything you hold dear will be lost to the flames and if your lucky I'm not waiting out in the bushes with my night vision and ak.

I plan it to a meticulous degree.

For each individual I plan hundreds of ways to kill them, with different weapons and to different degrees of perversion.

I have carried out five of the plans, all of which have been successful.

First I suggest not discussing it online, and if you do anything to delete any posts like this and smash your hard drives. I will give some tips.
There are cameras everywhere these days. Make sure to not be recognized. There are two different ways to go about this whether you plan to execute someone who will recognize you vs someone who has no idea who you are. The second option is actually easier.
If they dont recognize you you can simply spy on them and show up at their house when they are alone. Show up dressed as something like a pizza man, mormon, or someone else who typically knocks on random doors. If a negihbor is watching retreat and try another day. If they dont answer just keep knocking and they will eventually show up. the problem is they dont have to open the door so your plan may fail the first time. If they open the door and have their guard down this is a good opportunity to shoot them. Make sure to purchase a silencer to not bring any attention. If this doesn't work simply leave and they will just think you were an unwanted solicitor and not be suspicious.
When you do this and any other missions be sure to do a few things. Park down the road and use a bike that you can dispose of somewhere else. Wear the wrong size shoes to throw off foot prints. Wear gloves that dont look suspicious. Gather evidence from far away towns such as cigarette butts to leave at the crime scene. Get them from crime ridden areas so that the dna on the butt may match someone already in the system. Preferablly from several different places as well. This will throw off detectives quite a bit and confuse them who the suspect may be. If the target is on drugs, steal their drugs to make the crime look drug relate, you can steal money to make it look like theft too, and get some free cash while at it. Also dont use a regestered gun or silencer. You do not want this traced to you in any way.
Moving on to the next mission you will just have to carefully stalk them until you have a perfect oppurtunity to shoot them when no one is watching. Dont be impulsive and stupid about it. If something doesnt seem right, tommorow is another day.

To kill someone you know the same method applies, but they can never see you watching them. They cannot see your car either, but you should never bring your car anyway and do not want anyone to see that no matter what. Leave your car out of killing. The advantage of it being someone you know is you may have the opportunity of getting close to them such as in their own house. Make sure they do not know you will be together beforehand because they might tell someone who they are with. Do not take any chances.
Never kill someone on your own properity unless it is self defence. No matter how much you clean up after the mess there is always evidence left behind. The stupid thing most people do is try to hide the body. Just leave the body where they fall and leave never to return.

This message is for entertainment purposes only and not to be taken serious.