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We always hear girls complain that us guys don't put the toilet seat down? Shouldn't we expect the opposite from them, especially if it's our house?
way to generalise. good job douchebag. i dont complain about the toilet seat, if its up, then its up. if its down then its down. who really gives a toss? are you going to spend your life worrying about something so insignificant? how about you get a girlfriend first and then see how you go....
It's horrible in the middle of the night, all sleepy and wind up going for a swim, butt first.
You're not going to win this one. There are times in life when you just have to let women have their own way. It may not seem fair, but they put up with a lot from us. We have to let a few things go too.
Haha i totally agree with the top comments. Who gives a fuck. Just deal with it. Is it really a big deal?
should be the other way around.
women pee: down
women poo: down
man pee: up or down
man poo: down
odds are next person will use it down
That's right men, don't let those craze lezzo's get on top! Demand they leave it up!
C'mon! we women have to deal with pregnancyand leeding for five days straight monthly, yo ucould at LEAST put the seat down when you've peed
Sincererly, Women EVERYWHERE
Sorry, but women use birth and other things as a crutch to often. You all wanted equality. You got it. Quit trying to make the balance unequal. I beleive it is a just request in a world where men and women are truly equal. It's not
A normal thought. But I mean equality prevails. You should be happy to give birth. Unless yOu birth without pain mess you WOMEN don't feel a thing. Soot peer hungry women everywhere! Stand on your own. You wanted to be treated with the same respect. Then for a lack of a better term stop bitching.
Most women don't urinate while standing up. The average woman does the classic sit on the toilet position. In a general routine, it may not even occur to her to leave the seat up. What of she lives alone or there are no men in the home, is she still expected to leave the seat up?
I don't care either way, but realistically, a woman is not going to raise the seat after she uses the toilet. It's just not in their nature to do so.
next time you take a dump, I hope you sit down in a bowl of water, you arrogant schmuck.
Asshole just be curtious and put it down when ur done. Why should we have to put it UP AFTER we use the restroom. U put it DOWN when ur finished. I guess u wanna look shitty in front of company
this is as useless as the 'leaving the cap off the toothpaste' arguement. just petty crap to hear ourselves speak.
It shouldn't matter.
It's simple to put it up if it's down and just as simple to put it down if it's up.
The direction of the toilet seat is definitely the least of my worries in life.
Does it make a difference to you?
As far as I can see, sure you've got a smaller target to pee in but when guys leave it up and girls don't notice before sitting down, it's not nice because the toilet is freezing!
That's why it's nice to have the seat down.
Females are ignorant and stupid, like dogs, but with a little light training and reward they can learn to respect their master, like dogs.
The female brain is simple and responds only to shopping and chocolate.
Condition the female, remember, with just a little application they can be trained to use indoor plumbing, instead of defacating on the garden or the street (a common sight on the streets of all British cities, places females congregate en masse).
Reward the female with a chocolate treat when it does a good deed, such as leaving the toilet seat up, or initiating fellatio. 5 minutes of shopping may also suffice but chocolate provides much more lasting gratification to a female. You could also be inventive, reward the female with 5 minutes on your penis if she leaves the toilet seat up, this of course is a cheaper solution and chances are she will spend far longer pleasuring you, females love the taste and smell of semen and cannot resist an erect penis, try putting a little of it in her face, eyes or hair, reward her by allowing her to try and lick it off, pat her on the head and use phrases like 'good girl' to make the female feel special (she isn't).