Is it normal to expect a blowjob on my birthday?

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I've had a lot of GF's over the years, most of them have been to lazy and selfish to give me a BJ. So anyway, when it's getting close to my birthday I tell them they don't have to buy me anything they can just give me a BJ. But I always end up getting clothes WTF.

Firstly I'm saving them money and it's only once a year. Am I wrong or are these girls just being selfish and lazy?

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Based on 35 votes (31 yes)
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  • dirtybirdy
    10 years ago

    Useless bitches. I made an ass cake one year and I always liked sneaking down under the covers to greet mister wood. Good morning!!! :D

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    • shuggy-chan
      10 years ago

      Dirty the wood pecker

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago

        Im also a turkey. Gobble gobble.

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        • shuggy-chan
          10 years ago

          So how do u feel about getting stuffed?

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  • Natalie94
    9 years ago

    It was my boyfriend's yesterday. I was quite happy to give hin. Blowjob! In fact every boyfriend that I've had have received a blowjob on their birthday.

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  • EdWall234
    10 years ago

    Well would you go down her? Just saying that some people don't like having their tongue near the place where piss comes out. Also there's grooming and hygiene to be had.

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      I shower before any action happens, I also trim my bush so it's clean, neat and tidy down there, I also have a normal looking penis.

      And yes I am a proud I always go down on my lady and give rim jobs.

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  • handsignals
    10 years ago

    I had dinner with your fucking parents! that went for hours. you can't spend 20minst suckin my dick. FUCK YOU!

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  • quentari
    10 years ago

    Well it's normal to want a blowjob, normal to want one on your birthday. I don't know why so many of your girlfriends don't like giving you blowjobs... unless it's something you do? Some guys take AGES to finish from a blowjob and that can be a real turn-off for wanting to give one (45 minutes is just too long) and some guys get too aggressive and try to facefuck. Other guys get really pissy if the girl spits and others get pissy if they swallow. Maybe your cum tasted really bad?

    Of course maybe you do none of these things, perhaps you're just unlucky, which is also normal.

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      My GF's are always lazy and manipulative bitches that are just using me. But you think on my Bday they could make an effort.

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      • quentari
        10 years ago

        Sounds like you've been unlucky then. its normal for those kinds of people to not put in the effort

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  • davesumba
    10 years ago

    You got the short end of the stick. My last gf was a "virgin" (did everything but vaginal intercourse) but she she let me fuck her in the ass for the first time on my birthday.

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      Last GF! why the fuck did you break up with her?

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      • davesumba
        10 years ago

        She ended up being a crazy bitch who cheated on me with both her ex boyfriends while we were on summer/winter breaks 2 hours from each other.
        Want to know the kicker? she was waiting 1 year before having vaginal intercourse, I broke it off at 11 months and 15 days.

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        • handsignals
          10 years ago

          Crazy bitches! can't live with em can't live without em.

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