Is it normal to emit gasses from several orifices all day?

Farting, burping, and lesser known pussy-farts continue to contribute to Global Warming

Never say excuse me if you fart during sex: scream "OLE!" instead 10
12,358 Teenage Boys Into Drought Stricken Areas Have Wet Dreams 8
Slam-dunk your dirty underwear into your boss's desk drawer 5
Release huge farts in the hot tub then blame the chlorine 3
Research the "Power of Personal Methane Production" 1
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Comments ( 15 )
  • dom180

    This poll makes no sense, wtf are we voting on?

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    • WordWizard

      I know I am so confused. I think a troll just wanted to talk about farts and gas.

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  • Huh? I'm confused...
    Anyhow...I heard (if I'm not mistaken) that if everyone in the world farts simultaneously at the same time...its enough to knock the Earth out of orbit. Pretty cool huh? Yeah...it kinda is.

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    • WordWizard

      You mean the Chinese too? NOOOOOOO too many people in china.

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    • Doodlebrain

      Did you know that's (pardon the pun) a load of shit?

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      • Yeah I know...but wouldn't that be cool if it was true?

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    • catywompus

      Hahaha that would be something!

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  • kittenlittle

    a pussy fart does not let out methane. It is from air getting pushed into the vagina from ruff sex at a weird angle and then one the woman moves or the penis pushes in again it causes the air to come out making a rasping noise, nothing gross about it except the fact it sounds like a fart. Some women have the ability to suck air into their vag then use the muscles to squeeze it out and make the noise

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    • WordWizard

      That is called a Quaff.

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  • livefastdieold

    oddly enough makes me want to have sex. then again im a guy and i always want to.

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  • lala85

    Horrible Poll.....why was it accepted?

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    ... *SEVERAL* orifices?

    I am not sure I want to know how you would get gas into your vaginal canal, unless it's during the act of sex. if it's not .. then .. o boy that sounds a bit like it's time to talk to the doctor

    =)

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  • 9001

    This poll has the potential to change the world.

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  • mateo

    yes

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  • What the hell?

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