Is it normal to embezzle from your closest family members?

Who is the best to steal from and how is the best way?

Forge checks from your Mom's account 1
Forge your Dad's name on applications for loans 2
Embezzle $500k from your Aunt & Uncle 4
Call your cousin's insurance company and take a large loan 1
Chisel money from your brother or sister 16
List your aunt as co-signer on your credit card acct w/o permission 4
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  • zchristian

    Shame on you...

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    • As the famous Quaker said to the burglar, Fuck Thee!

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  • Shackleford96

    By reading your comments you seem really funny. If I did not disagree with your morals so much, I might like you.

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    • Even I disagree with my morals. But, I like myself anyway. Come, join the throng of my friends who hate my morals.

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      • Shackleford96

        Alright, but if you ever decided to steal from ME I might just have to kill you :)

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  • mateo

    my uncle fucked over my grandma when my grandpa died....long story short we sold my g-pas cabin and our uncle said he was entitled to half because he helped him fix up the place a whopping two times and spent like 1000 dollars...fucker got like $25,000...that money was supposed to go to me and my brother n sister,if i ever see you uncle sal,il make sure your death is slow and torturous

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    • I've got to get together with Uncle Sal. My kind of guy. Maybe we could become a team, the Dynamic Duo of Damnation

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  • 4392Moron

    This sounds absolutely absurd, I would never think of stealing anything from any of my family members, not even my "SO CALLED PARENTS" who kicked me out when I was 14. It would never cross my mind. I would not even steal from strangers. Stealing is not only against earthly laws but also against the Laws Of God!.

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  • livefastdieold

    normal. if theyre being selfish bc they cared about being successful and work full time, then fuck them right? take everything their worth bc your lazy ass shouldnt have to earn money when its already there to take and have fun with right?

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  • UliNalaMansae

    why are we embezzling?

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Other: get a job and get your own money

    =)

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  • ah, but you kill me already, my dear.

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  • Are the options from personal experience?

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    • But, of course, my leetle dahling! How could it be elsewise? I've done each of those. I even hijacked an elevator! (It was years ago, long before any of the current nastiness) I announced I was hijaking the elevator and taking it to Brasil. Some people got off. Others got it was a joke and we all laughed.

      Another time, I got on the elevator with six friends and we all faced the back wall. After a short pause, the three 'innocent' people who were already on the elevator, turned around to the rear wall!

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