Is it normal to eat boogers and smell my own farts?

I love to pick my nose when i got a tough booger in there and when it comes out i put it in my mouth and play with it on my tongue then eventually swallow it. I also absolutely love smelling the reek of my own farts. Is it normal?

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Based on 296 votes (155 yes)
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Comments ( 32 )
  • harrypotters

    This is as belivable as my 20 inch penis.

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    • robbieforgotpw

      To OP

      I'll crap anyone here under the table

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  • huBelial

    Oh my god, I can't stop laughing haha

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  • sadtruth

    Yeah, that sure is normal....it's also normal for people like you to become old, lonely, virgins!

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  • spacerandy

    Christ, thats disgusting.

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  • JohnDough

    When I take a shit I always put my nose to the toilet bowl and take a huge whiff, my own brand gets my dick hard

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    • HugeDong87

      Sounds lovely. I like when you don't have much toilet paper and you wipe your butt and the toilet roll rips and you end up with shit in your fingernails. Then i can sit and smell the crap in the comfort of my living room.

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      • Riddler

        So you poop in your living room?

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      • michaels4p5

        damn man i did think you were a nasty fucker but you are o.

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  • gako

    ^LOL

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  • LoveHaley

    AHAH THE COMMENTS<3.

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  • jessica1617

    Yes I meant private. Thanks

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  • LeinaBxtchh

    ew omg ur fuckin sick

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    • HugeDong87

      Come on we know your just jealous.

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  • I'm surprised you don't eat your own shit. Maybe in a couple days you're gonna IIN it.

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    • HugeDong87

      No i have'nt tried my shit yet. Thanks for the idea.

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  • jessica1617

    oh come on everyone does it..dont tell me u have never seen some grown man or women driving and picking their nose and eating it. or caught ur friend doing it. whoops. fyi we only do these things in person

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    • CptCalicoJack

      don't you mean in private?

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  • Eating boogers gives you cancer.

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    • HugeDong87

      WOW!!! I have always wanted to be a cancer victim so chicks will feel sorry for me and suck my boaby thinking i'm gonna die sometime soon :P

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  • theProf.

    it does not make you a criminal but you are gonna be a lonely dude for the rest of your life. and ur prolly gonna get some kinda disease from eating ur own nosegold.....look its soo NOT normal but if you want to do this then thats ur right....just plz keep it to urself if u wanna be married anytime soon........

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  • Riddler

    So you are disgusting? Good for you? What do you want? A prize?

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  • michaels4p5

    you must be retarded im slightly retarded my self and i don't do that i use a rag and blow them out and when i have a cold.

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  • harrypotters

    Again i refer to my statement about my penis size. But there are some people out there that do both of these so nice try.

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    • HugeDong87

      What's hard to believe about it? I do eat my boogers and fart and smell it. I love those things and if that makes me a criminal then lock me up and throw away the key.

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  • jrphotographer

    Thi is so fake..

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    • HugeDong87

      No this is completely serious. I love when i have a cold, i leave my nose for a couple of days until it hardens in there then i sit and dig it out. They are really quite nice, sometimes they taste tangy too so it's like a lucky dip, you have to wait and see what the prize is going to be. I love to fart and smell it too, i eat anything that will create gas. I find pork pies with mustard and pasta make me really break wind. I get my head as close to my arse as possible then let rip and savour those nasal flavours. I love going for a bath and farting uderwater because when the bubble rises to the surface and pops it almost slaps you in the face, and what a lovely pong too. The heat of the water makes it more potent and enjoyable.

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  • DannyKanes

    Dial the wrong number, hope the conversation starts :-) lmfaowfdafos

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  • randomjelly

    ^ ^ha!

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  • Shrunk

    lol yep

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  • MercedesBenz

    Pretty nasty, but, as long as your habits aren't affecting others' lives; who am I to judge.

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  • bear312

    holy crap!!!!!ewwwww thts sick

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