Is it normal to eat asparagus while jerking off on thursdays?
I jerk off every day but on Thursdays, I can't jizz unless I'm eating asparagus. Is this normal?
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I jerk off every day but on Thursdays, I can't jizz unless I'm eating asparagus. Is this normal?
Sorry. I didn't catch the Thursdays only part. My bad. I thought it said Tuesdays.
I guess I am a dumbass.
Asparagus? The fuck is wrong with you?
Shredded cabbage dipped in mustard is what most people eat when they're masturbating.
Dumbass.
Interesting... I know that Asparagus contains compounds that cause the urine to smell, but perhaps, these compounds also effect sperm count in men! Someone should do a study on this.