Is it normal to eat a large tub of mayonaisse in one sitting?

I love mayonaisse but yesterday I might have gone a little too far and ate one of those huge tubs you get at Costco (with a ton of fries, for dipping, and half a bottle of ketchup). I also ate three packs of mini snickers and a thing of gelato for dessert. Is it normal to binge a little on condiments sometimes?

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Based on 32 votes (6 yes)
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  • modernism

    "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

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      • modernism

        *raises hand*

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          Horseradish is not an instrument, either!

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          • modernism

            I love you. I wasn't sure if you were going to say the next line, lol.

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            • Cuntsiclestick

              I can't resist a classic SpongeBob quote.
              :)

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  • thegypsysailor

    If this is any indication of how smart you are, then you should eat this way every single day. In a year or so, you'll die and the world will be rid of one more idiot.

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  • handsignals

    I feel sick now.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Me too.

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  • wistfulmaiden

    That is so fucking gross:)

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    • RoseIsabella

      It was gross, really hella gross!

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  • pizzabrowniesushi

    how much weed did you smoke before getting the munchies

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  • Rihyae

    Eww. Yeah I think you went overboard.

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  • TwoTailedCaperer

    If you really like mayonnaise that much, you should try making Wanda's Macaroni Salad. The person who made it on YouTube used an entire 16oz jar.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    As someone who used to do something very similar to what you described, this is NOT normal. You should probably pick healthier foods in less quantities. Substitute mayo for yogurt, granola for Snickers bars, and eat it frozen-ish.

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    • wistfulmaiden

      I had a boyfriend with a mayonnaise phobia. I'm just laughing picturing his reaction to this:D

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        My brother has a mayonnaise phobia as well. He considers it his "mortal enemy" and will steer clear of anything with mayo on it. lol

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      • RoseIsabella

        I don't blame him as mayonnaise rather resembles pus.

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  • Arm0se

    Holy crap... I've heard of binge eating, but this just sounds dangerous. I wouldn't do it again.

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  • Short4Words

    You are what you eat.

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