Is it normal to drop out of school?

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Which of these is the BEST excuse to drop out of school?

Forgot locker combination. 2
Excessive facial hair compared to peers. 0
Fear of using the restrooms. 6
The school schedule interferes with your favorite TV shows. 3
Can't find locker. 1
The strict 'No Pets' policy. 7
No clean clothes. 1
Missed the bus. 2
Don't like the lunches. 0
Fear of janitor. 6
Don't want to change clothes for gym class. 2
The 'No Hats' policy. 3
Because Cher did and she turned out great! 7
Too tired. 12
Embarrassed about a WAY overdue library book. 4
Someone drew a penis on my face with a Sharpie and it won't wash off!! 25
Bad haircut. 1
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  • Who_Fan4Life
    11 years ago

    None of these pathetic excuses are ever enough reason to drop out of school, lol.

    Or ANY reason, for that matter.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      Not even a terribly leaky anus?

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    • NeuroNeptunian
      11 years ago

      What about if there is so much drama and none of the teachers like you?

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      • Mando
        11 years ago

        I like you. And there can't be enough drama in the world to overtake your smarts!

        Hey - an IIN critical - what the hell are you doing to piss off your teachers?

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        • NeuroNeptunian
          11 years ago

          Lol most of my teachers in middle school didn't like me because I was an asshole to them XD I didn't drop out of school. I heard getting a GED is very difficult to so I just stayed.

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  • Severus'sDaughter19
    11 years ago

    The strict 'No Pets' policy.

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  • anti-hero
    11 years ago

    Embarrassed about a WAY overdue library book. That made me laugh the most so I voted for it. Fear of janitor was a close second.

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  • shade_ilmaendu
    11 years ago

    The demon in my locker kept trying to sell me stamp collections.

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  • Mando
    11 years ago

    Well these reasons are pathetic.

    I'd say: I want to travel and see the real world; I want to see if I can volunteer on an issue close to my heart; I want to see the sun rise from the ocean; I want to experience what real hard work it is to put bread on the table, like for most of the planet's hard working people; I want to be with someone special, and, experience love and intimacy...

    The last reasons would be yours: I'm just a flake who doesn't know how to take advantage of an education 2/3rds of the world will never have a chance at.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      You're a fucking idiot. Pull the stick out of your ass.

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      • Mando
        11 years ago

        Go back to school - or alternatively - face the world with that great big winning attitude! Maybe you can get a real big job greeting customers with it? You could tell them: "You're idiots, pull the sticks out of your asses." So they too can benefit from your worldly advice. What a career. Or maybe not. Good luck anyway.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          This is a humor piece. It's sad that there's people who didn't catch that obvious fact, and sadder that one of those people (you) is telling ME to go back to school. Thanks for the tip, but I graduated from both HS and college and I do take classes to enrich my life in general when opportunity allows.

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    11 years ago

    Because Cher did it and she turned out great!

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Hmmm...the mafia has your family and they're going to systemically execute them (starting with your dog, Scrappy) unless you drop out and join their troupe.

    Or you could force them to kick you out by peeing on the principle's desk. That usually works.

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    None of these are good reasons because in the long run, you'll need your education to be able to exceed in life. You know people who don't have a high school education often earn less than a person who went to college!

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    • anti-hero
      11 years ago

      I think you might have missed the humor in this one.

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  • FrizzyHaired
    7 years ago

    These are kinda rubbish excuses. Not good learning environment at home would be better.

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  • Mando
    11 years ago

    Go back to school - or alternatively - face the world with that great big winning attitude! Maybe you can get a real big job greeting customers with it? You could tell them: "You're idiots, pull the sticks out of your asses." So they too can benefit from your worldly advice. What a career. Or maybe not. Good luck anyway.

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  • birdmany
    11 years ago

    Any excuse will suffice as long as it works. You might end up begging in the streets even if you stayed in school. You might end up a millionaire if you drop out.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Too tired.

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